I screwed up 78% of my teenage life
This is far too exaggerated and baby-ed up. WHERE'S THE DRUGS ALCOHOL FIGHTS SUSPENSIONS ETC??
[ ] Kissed someone before dating.
[x] Gotten a phone taken away at school.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
Total so far : 3
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times.
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late.
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it. (After I started driving I just yolo'd errrythang)
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
[x] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school.
[x] Text people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far : 11
[x] Took pictures during school hours. (Instagram duh)
[x] Called someone during school hours.
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours. (Always get black headphones to hide underneath long black hair hehe)
[x] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[ ] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class. (Most my teachers don't care, except one really scary teacher and I ate in her class once and I was so terrified)
Total so far : 18
[x] Gotten a call from school. (I got detention for bringing a water gun to school in my car LOL)
[ ] Been called the worst student
[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly.
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school.
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking.
Total so far : 21
[x] Faked your parents signature. (FOR EVERYTHING)
[x] Slept in class. (Last class of the day always gets me. And every class before that.)
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back.
[x] Copied homework. (<--- how I survived four years of worthless busy work)
[x] Got in trouble with the Principal/Vice Principal/Dean (Detention.)
[ ] Thrown food in the lunch room.
Total so far: 26
Multiply by 3.
26 x 3 = 78
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