I had this new hair last week. I wasn't sure about the haircut so I told my mom to decide. 

Then this wuman tatched me bungs n ai wus layk, "hei. ajummah. dunt tatched it" 

bat shey eggnord meh and cat it. 

and she kypt seying, "Your bangs is so thick." 

And I was, "becus ai dunt want 2 soo mai fourhed. wut L-s?" 

Ai wus relly annoiyd, u know . . steel.

ball sheet. i hit heir. 

nup. em nat dunk. em nut berry dunk. 

em hi en u are? . . . nebearmine.

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hear sum ztioa keking sem ussets. 

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I'll go to sleep now. It's 4am here already. like since when did the time flew fast? like the heck man? bai. 

sorry for being random . . . kid. lol.