I don't even remeber who wrote this but last night I read some blog post about how some came up to her and said some , but then this girl's friend stood up for her and told the to shut up because she has s the size of mosquito bites.

Dude, I had to read it 3 times to fully grasp what this person was trying say because her grammar .

But anyways, it really pissed me off because this girl was basically praising herself throughout the whole rant.

some that i rephrased  that stood out to me:

"this hoe was popular among the younger and immature freshman girls while I had all the older and mature and cooler girls and all the boys on my side and my milkshake brings all the boys to da yard and it rockz its da b0mb dood."

"Not to brag but I'm considered popular!!!1!!!1111!"

"don't be mad because you can't get the guy but I can bc boyz lyke meh."

"I'm matoore."

...

ok.

I was at such a loss for words because every single statement contradicted itself, especially that last one: "I'm mature".. MY ING . you call this supposed hoe a , and you don't even know if she's a . and omfg she was building this hype of what's supposed to make whoever was reading it feel a sense of pity/ taking her side and she PUHRAISED herself, and I was like.

-duck lips and snaps-

QURL.

no but it pissed me the off because I saw right through her.

and I said....

ROMEO TAKE ME ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS RUN--

no jk.

I really said:

".........................did you just praise yourself throughout this whole thing? wtf"

and she just deleted the whole blog post.

I bet this conceited wasn't even popular.

freshman.

I like grapes but I don't really like grapefruits.

cats.