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Karkat Vantas (♋)
[x] Cancer is your zodiac sign
[] You hate the color red
[x] You love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS
[x] You like to program computers
[x] You fail at it
[] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS
[x] You don’t put up with anyone’s bull
[x] You love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic
[] You never smile
[x] You get aggravated easily
[x] You act like an but deep down you care for your friends
[x] You have problems with relationships

TOTAL: 9/12

Vriska Serket (♏)

[] Scorpio is your zodiac sign
[] Dark blue, is your fav color
[x] You love to role play
[x] You like spiders
[x] You like end of the world scenarios such as the Zombie Apocalypse, Fall out invasion, etc.
[] Magic 8 balls are cool
[x] You are very manipulative
[x] You are a huge
[x] You easily get bored
[x] You blame your problems on other things, such as “bad luck”
[x] You have an addiction to breaking things
[] You never clean up after yourself

Total: 8/12

Tavros Nitram (♉)

[] Taurus is your zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is orange and/or brown
[x] You love FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES
[x] You love card and role playing games
[] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN’T REAL.
[x] You are too sensitive
[] You never really “hate” anybody.
[] You like to communicate with wildlife
[] You have a friendly attitude
[x] You are pretty good at poetry
[] You LARP
[x] You sometimes stutter when you talk

Total: 5/12

Terezi Pyrope (♎)

[] Libra is your zodiac sign
[x] Your fav color is red and/or teal
[] You are more interested in taste and smell then sight
[x] You love dragons
[x] You lov3 to sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3
[x] You love plushies
[x] You love to roleplay
[] You are a sociopath [possibly, psychiatric evaluations abandoned with warning of possible character disorders]
[] You are almost always grinning
[] You take interest in law and justice
[x] You like to draw
[] You can be really flirty sometimes

Total: 6/12

Kanaya Maryam (♍)

[] Virgo is your zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is jade
[x] You love fashion
[] You love LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS
[] You love to sew
[x] You love literature
[x] You have no problem getting into fights
[x] Chainsaws are awesome
[x] You like make up
[x] You are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it
[] You like the taste of blood
[x] Getting revenge is always high on your list

Total: 7/12

Aradia Megido (♈)

[] Aries is your zodiac sign
[] Maroon is your fav color
[] You inadvertently make frog noises
[] 0_0 is your fav emote
[] You like ARCHEOLOGY
[x] You like to destroy things out of boredom
[x] You can hear voices that no one else can hear
[] You used to roleplay
[] You are obsessed with temporal inevitability
[x] You are a very violent and confrontational person
[x] You’re sometimes spooky in appearance
[x] You love talking about depressing things

total: 5/12

Equius Zahhak (♐)

[] Sagittarius is you zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is royal blue
[] You have a widow’s peak
[] You sweat a lot
[] You love being strong
[] You AT ARCHERY
[] You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS.
[x] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS
[x] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.
[x] You like to build things
[] You have some pretty strange es
[] You love playing high stakes games

total: 3/12

Nepeta Leijon (♌)

[] Leo is you zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is green
[x] You love cats
[] :3 is your fav emote
[] You are into furries
[x] You love to draw
[x] You have a heightened sense of smell
[x] You are freaking obsessed with friendly role-playing
[x] You have a naive view of everything
[x] You love “OTP” (one true pairing)
[x] You are just too cute
[x] And very playful

total: 8/12

Sollux Captor (♊)

[] Gemini is your zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is yellow
[] You speak with a bit of a lisp
[x] You are totally sick hacker
[x] You have bi polar mood swings
[x] You are pretty introverted
[x] You beat yourself up over little things
[x] You like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing
[x] You think you are not good enough
[] You’d rather be technical than use brute force
[x] You think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia
[x] Your best friend is a

total: 8/12

Feferi Peixes (♓)

[] Pisces is your zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is magenta
[] You love wearing colorful clothing
[x] You love to swim
[x] You get really excited easily
[] You are very very perky and energetic
[] You are optimistic and fearless
[x] You are stronger than you look
[] You love looking after animals
[] You are very modest
[] You have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things
[x] You have a slightly rude and insulting side

total: 4/12

Eridan Ampora (♒)

[] Aquarius is your zodiac sign
[x] Your fav color is purple
[] You dress flamboyantly
[] You have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.
[] You have a massive ego
[x] You love magic and wizards
[] You have a genocide complex
[] You swear like a sailor
[] You try to make friends with everybody regardless of their opinion of you
[x] You get jealous a lot
[] You are romantically lost
[x] You are kind of a tool

total: 4/12

Gamzee Makara (♑)

[] Capricorn is your zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is indigo
[] You like clowns
[x] You like sweet things
[x] You like to bake
[x] You are pretty laid back
[x] You don’t like knowing the technology or science behind things(well stuff like in biology)
[x] You are impulsive and/or unpredictable
[x] You are silly and eccentric
[x] You like insane clown posse
[x] You cuss a lot
[] You are a stoner
total: 8/12

 

Results:
1st: Karkat Vantas (♋)
2nd:
Nepeta Leijon(♌) Sollux Captor (♊) Vriska Serket (♏) Gamzee Makara (♑)
3rd: Kanaya Maryam (♍)
4th: Terezi Pyrope (♎)
5th:  Aradia Megido (♈) Tavros Nitram (♉)
6th:
Feferi Peixes (♐),Eridan Ampora (♒)
7th: (♓) Equius Zahhak
 
Wow. just...wow.

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ScissorsandElves
#1
Karkles. Nice. Totes doing this.