Who do you love the most?

My mom=The one that showed me a gay p.orn video

My dad=The one that broke my nose

My bestfriend=The one that pinched my

My lover=The one that undressed  me

My bias =The one that loves wearing my skirts 

GOD= The one that slapped me

The year you were born in:

1900-1991: In a club is

1992:in kitchen is

 1993:in a cemetery is

1994 : in a public bathroom is

 1995:in a church is

1996:in a library is

1997:In a s.ex shop is

1998:in jail is

1999: at doctor is

2000: in a haunted house is

20001:at the dentist is

20002:In garage is

The Month you were born in:

Jan: Joon

Feb:Onew

Mar: Kai

April: Changmin

May: Luhan

Jun:Taemin

Jul: Key

 Aug: Jonghyun

Sep: Sungmin

Oct: Heechul

Nov: Kyuhyun

Dec: Zelo

The day you were born in:

1-5: Because his is cute

5-10: Because he can't dance gangnam style

10-15: Because Obama likes him

15-20:Because his ex is hot

20-25:because my cat turns him on

25-30:because he loves making out with dudes

31:Because he’s a woman in disguise

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Tell me what you got xD