Just went to the fridge to get a drink.

Open the fridge and was attacked by falling pickle jars.

So what is my imediate reaction?

I start yelling in the middle of my house, "PICKLE DOWN, DONT WORRY BRAVE SOLDIERS, NO MAN LEFT BEHIND!"

Then my mother walks in to see what all the screaming is about and I say to her, "There was a pickle onslaught mother. We lost many great soldiers this day, may we mourn their losses forever."

My mothers reaction? Looks to the sky and says "Why? Why me? What did I do?"

This is my life ;P