okay, let me start in the beginning.. LOL WHO AM I KIDDING IT IS 5 AM AND I AM CRYING AND SOBBING AND LAUGHING AND MAKING WEIRD STRANGLED CRIES can someone tell me how to feel. 

twitter.com/uberchrome

i used 'uberchrome' as a twitter username months ago, (i use 'uberchrome' everywhere, you see) then i deactivated it because idk, i wasn't using it too much. and lately, i've been wanting to reactivate it because some of my friends are there (car, blackji, cancel, mei, brenduh, etc). but when i tried to log in, it says 'username/pass is incorrect' and i was racking my brain for all the pass that i might have used, but to no avail. moving on. 

i thought, "Hey, why not google 'uberchrome' and THIS came up:

so according to twitter, i look like 

I KNOW I AM BEING MEAN BUT I JUST FIND THIS SO FUNNY I AM SNORTING IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER AND I JUST DON'T. I DON'T THINK I AM MEAN I'M JUST. SO.. SO.. CONFLICTED LIKE I'M TORN between talking to this dude just for the heck of it, but then i figured that he might cry because

oh you poor soul. you deffo should text him because you know #whitegurlproblemz.

here's some comic sans

i don't know why am i making fun of people. maybe it's cause they take pics like these too: [x]

and say other stuff like these that makes me think we are connected: (hi, phil)

aaaaah i think that's it. i've had an hour's laugh bc of this. this had been the highlight of my day. 

really

REALLLY

REALLY

i am so going to hell for this.

okay bye. i just find it so funny maybe it's just my twisted brain cells idk

on a less-funny note, this is me; and me and me so spot the difference