You love

y,naughty, hot guys= I received a collection of dead bugs from

Cute,innocent and girly guys= I got r.aped by

Sweet,kind clumsy= I got a free ticket to Lady Gaga’s concert from

Lonely,mysterious gorgeous= My dog was murdered by

The Month you were born in:

Jan: Yesung

Feb: Taemin

Mar: an alien

April: Jonghyun

May: Thunder

Jun:Bloody Marry

Jul: Heechul

Aug: Youngmin

Sep: Siwon

Oct: Joker

Nov: Jo Kwon

Dec:Kai

The day you were born in:

1-5: because I had s.ex with his mom

5-10: because he loves crossdressing

10-15: because he doesn’t wear boxers

15-20:because he cleans the public toilets

20-25: because his dream was to meet Michael Jackson

25-30: because he hates my grandma

31: because I stole his lipstick

what you guys got? xD