What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = Loud

[ ] Green = Stupid

[x] None = Freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = Gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = Innocent

[ ] Purple = A Little Too Happy

[ ] Grey = y

[ ] Black = Emo

[ ] Pink = Preppy

[ ] Stripes = Funny

[ ] Light Blue = Sweaty

[ ] Other = Hot

[ ] White = y

 

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[x] Shorts = Cutie

[ ] Skirt/Skort =

[ ] Corduroy = Homoual

[ ] Tight Jeans = Scene Kid

[ ] Ripped Jeans = Emo

[ ] Camo = Cage Fighter

[ ] Jeans = Prep

[ ] Pj’s = Pimp

[ ] Cargo’s = Clown

[ ] Boxers= Brat

[ ] Booty Shorts = Female

[ ] Capris = Gangsta

[ ] Nothing = Hoe

[ ] Dickies = Weirdo

[ ] Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl

[ ] Sweats = Athlete

[ ] Other = Addict

 

What is your natural hair color?

[ ] Auburn = That Everyone Wants To Make Out With

[ ] Blonde = With A Broken Heart

[x] Black = With A y Smile

[ ] Dark Brown = With A Hot Boyfriend/Girlfriend

[ ] Red = That Likes To Have Fun

[ ] Brown = Who Loves To Be Different

[ ] Dirty Blonde/Light Brown = With A Nice Tush

[ ] Bald = With Herpes

 

Pick The Month You Were Born In:

[ ] January = Who Ate

[ ] February = Who Needed

[ ] March = Who Killed

[ ] April = Who Shot

[ ] May = Who Shanked

[ ] June = Who Smoked With

[ ] July = Who Banged

[x] August = Who Ran Shirtless With

[ ] September = Who Was Ran Over By

[ ] October = Who Cuddled With

[ ] November = Who Slept With

[ ] December = Who Fell In Love With

 

Pick the day you were born on:

[ ] 1 = The Kool-Aid Man

[ ] 2 = A Dog

[ ] 3 = A Shoe

[ ] 4 = A Toothbrush

[ ] 5 = Santa Clause

[ ] 6 = The Trojan Man

[ ] 7 = Barney The Dinosaur

[ ] 8 = A e

[ ] 9 = A Star

[ ] 10 = A Bag of Weed

[ ] 11 = My lover

[ ] 12 = A Glass Of Milk

[ ] 13 = A Hobo

[ ] 14 = A Stripper

[ ] 15 = A Pickle

[ ] 16 = An Orange

[ ] 17 = A Homo

[ ] 18 = A Jew

[ ] 19 = My Mom

[ ] 20 = A Lesbian

[ ] 21 = A

[ ] 22 = My Crush

[ ] 23 = An Easteregg

[ ] 24 = A Jar of Honey

[ ] 25 = A

[ ] 26 = A Bowl of Cereal

[ ] 27 = A French Fry

[ ] 28 = Your Dealer

[ ] 29 = Paris Hilton

[ ] 30 = Your Grandma

[x] 31 = Obama

 

What color shirt are you wearing?

[x] White = Because I Love

[ ] Black = Because I’m y As Hell

[ ] Pink = Because The Little People Told Me To

[ ] Blue = Because I Have An AMAZING Bod

[ ] Red = Because I’m A Pimp And You’re Jealous

[ ] Polka-Dots = Because I Hate My Life

[ ] Purple = Because I’m Gay

[ ] Gray = Because I Got Dared

[ ] Green = Because I’m Good In Bed

[ ] Other = Because That’s How I Roll

[ ] Orange = Because I Smoke Crack

[ ] Turquoise = Because I Have A Noodle In My Nose

[ ] Brown = Because I Had To

 

First, add “I’m” or “I Am” as your title, then add the rest of your answers on as you go.

 

I am a freaky cutie with a y smile who ran shirtless with Obama because I love .

 

How I feel about all this:  

 

There are so many things I regret at the moment. For example, wearing the clothes and being born on that especific date to get this. Wow, I just. I'm sorry. I'm gonna get arrested for this.