I have this 1668-pages thick dictionary. My youngest sis (age: 2) , aka evil maknae (no kidding, she once sat on my 5-year-old sister just because she wanted the toy from her -.-), was sitting beside me. So I took the dictionary and said to her:

"Come, I read the story book to you."

So I started reading to her:

"Welcome to the third, completely new, edition of the Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English!"

I'd barely read finish the sentence when I burst out laughing. My youngest sis looked at me and gave me the-you're-wasting-my-time look, and walked away...