Fair warning, I've never been in an relationship before so... I technically do not have an ex

1.Hi! How are you? We haven't talked for a while

- Hmm... I wonder why. (Sarcasm)

2. You wana hangout with my peeps and I?
- Ahaha, nope. (My new boyrfrien is giving me the D)

3. I LOVE U.

-  You certainly had an interesting way of showing it dip.

4. Do you want some cookie?
- What kind? (don't judge me. The cookies didn't do anything wrong. lol)

5. Let's take a photo together?
- Nope, that's okay. I think your ego takes up too much room. I wouldn't fit in the frame

6. Help me with my homework?
-  You can't read? It tells you how to do stuff in the textbook 

7. Here's my gift for you...
-  How thoughtful. Here's my gift for you. ~shows middle finger~

8. Let's just text, arasso?
- a) You ain't even Korean doe so what's up with the 'arasso?' lol

  b) For what? We're done.

9. Want me to buy you an iPod?
- If you feel like it.

10.Let's sit together in the bus later?
- Sorry, my new boyfriend has a car. 

11. Hi baby!
- ~ignore~