Lmao, my ex(s) said some of these to me after we broke up, lol. 

What if your ex says these to you?

1. Hi ! How are you ? We haven't talked for a while. Hello. Yeah, we haven't. I'm great ^.^ yourself?

2. You wanna hang out with my peeps and I ? You ain't without your crew. No, lol.

3. I LOVE YOU... I get that a lot :D

4.Do you want some cookie ? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE ME WITH FOOD. I dont eat cookies.

5. Let's take a photo together !  For your grave :D?
 

6.Help me with my homework ? Why don't you ask that new of yours ;)

7.Here's my gift for you ! Who are you? John? Alex? Chris?Joe? Sorry, too many gifts coming in.

8.Let's just text, arasseo ? K.

9.Want me to buy you an iPod ? No thank you, an iPhone is enough for me.
 

10.Let's sit together in the bus later ? My dad's picking me up.

11. Hi Baby ! Hi man- :D

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