So, my friend just texted me and said 

"Dear Everyone, I just wanted to let you know that I've been honored to be your friend and goodbye before the world ends. It's been a great year. -S"

You see, the entire text didn't show up, and all I saw was "Dear Everyone, I just wanted to let you know i've been honored to be your friend and goodbye" I thought it was a suicide letter. I seriously almost peed in my pants and called the cops. 

Thank you my lovely friend for the heart attack. At least she's not killing herself. Knowing that makes it alright.