to start of you people should know that my mom doesn't know [and she MUST NEVER know] that I read and write fanfics specifically fanfics

ok so my mom loves watching k-dramas and because of those dramas she got into k-pop specifically Jung Yonghwa of CNBLUE

she's a really really big fan of him and she ships the Dooley couple [Yonghwa x Shinhye] just as hard as I ship MyungJong

yeah... she has an OTP and she doesn't know it [and I would like to keep it that way or else who knows what else she'll be obsess with]

so there I was casually playing games on my phone when my sister [who also has an account here] came to me and whispered

'mom is on AFF reading fanfics'

by then I am seriouslly spazzing inside like I just want to jump out my window and flail all around my neighborhood while praying that my mom will not click my profile cause I never logout my AFF

but I stayed calm outside and went near to my mom and could see her reading YongShin fics while giggling and smiling

and then the dreaded question came

"Mea, what is this??"

...

"It's fanfic mom... stories written by fans..."

"oh... Shinhye and Yonghwa are so sweet here"

...

I then took a peek at what she was reading and I saw that a few of the chapters had the [M] sign and I swear my heart rate went up at that instant and she was about to click next and the next chapter had the [M] sign and I was actually hyperventilating by now then she clicked next and then

'Website is currently unreachable'

THANK YOU GOD!!!

"Mea, why can't I go back or to the next page?"

"Maybe the website crashed"

"So I can't go back?"

"No, No you can't mom"