I screwed up 57% of my teenage life. (If I mathed it properly)

 

[] Kissed someone before dating.
[] Gotten a phone taken away at school.
[] Gotten caught chewing gum. 
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test 
[X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times. I... No commenteu. :3
 
Total so far: 1
 
[X] Didn't do homework over 5 times. I never do the assigned math homework. Teacher is useless so I do other things for math. .___.
[] Turned at least 2 projects in late.
[X] Missed school just because you felt like it. Technically, my mom felt like it. o3o
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
[X] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school. Kind of. See above. X3
[X] Text people during class. Kay. I never even knew that was possible! Until I went back to da Beijing for da school and everyone texted during classes. Like wtf. I thought we chinese were good pupils.
[X] Passed notes. What else can I do during those really awful presentation where you feel embarassed for the presenters but teachers say "No talking!"
[X] Threw stuff across the room. o3o
[X] Laughed at the teacher. Teachers fail sometimes...
 
Total so far: 8 ...lol. I had to count five times. /braindead
 
[X] Took pictures during school hours. I'm in the school newspaper?
[X] Called someone during school hours. /slapped. Whatever. o3o
[X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours. IT'S ALL KPOP'S FAULT >:O
[] Threw something at the teacher. 
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission. B-but...teachers don't really care...
[] Broke the dress code.
[] Failed a class. 
[X] Ate food during class. Sneakily in classes; stuffing pieces of salad into mah mouth. On a diet bishie. >W<
 
Total so far: 13
 
[X] Gotten a call from school. Umm... I was absent...
[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly.
[X] Didn't take your stuff to school. Those bad days where you forget everything. D<
[]Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking. 
 
Total so far: 15
 
[X] Faked your parents signature Not anymore since most teachers don't ask. But I do do it sometimes.
[X] Slept in class. OMG. Last year in the biology unit, my teacher made us watch movies that made you feel like you were high the entire class. And I just....slept. I did well though. ^^
[X] Cursed at a teacher behind their back. KAY. I would never appeal to TOP because I friggin' can't not swear. >:3
[X] Copied homework. Again. Learnt it from the Chinese students. I don't even know. 
[] Got in trouble with the Principal/Vice Principal/Dean
[] Thrown food in the lunch room. 
 
Total so far: 19
 
Multiply by 3.
 
19 x 3 = 57% I ...guess I could turn it around? o3o. LOL. Nah.
 
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