I'm 78% Asian

 

 
[] Both of your parents are from Asia
[] You were born in Asia
[] You use the term "Azn" 
[] You think DDR is cool
[x] You've watched lots of anime
[x] You like Korean drama
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea
 
X's so far: 5
 
 
[x] You style your hair
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[x] Your parents are strict
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report (so far.. XD)
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[] You play badminton or table tennis
[x] You've seen the Asian version The ring/The grudge
 
X's so far: 14
 
 
[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February 
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] (If you're a girl)You prefer asian guys over white guys (If you're a guy)You prefer asian girls
[] your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[] You can do the rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[x] You play video games
 
X's so far: 20
 
 
[x] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[] You have karaoke at home
[x] You know BOA/Gazette/Ayumi Hamasaki/Gackt (BoA<3)
[] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't
 
X's so far: 28
 
 
[] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day 
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[x] You have a curfew
[x] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it until it fits
[x] You've played final fantasy 
[] You believe in fortune cookies 
 
X's so far: 36
 
 
[x] You know what bok choy is 
[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?" 
[] You have a tutor
[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before 
[x] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"
 
X's so far: 39
 
 
Multiply the number by 2
 
39 x 2 = 78
Sounds about right. I tell everybody "I'm Asian except for the fact I'm not Asian" =P
 

 

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