I screwed up 78% of my teenage life
[ o ] Kissed someone before dating.
[ o ] Gotten a phone taken away at school.
[ o ] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ o ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
[ o ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times. I've gotten detention for being tardy 76 times in one 6 week period.
Total so far: 5 Oh yea, I can already tell I'm screwed.
[ o ] Didn't do homework over 5 times. It's what I'm famous for at school (I shouldn't be proud of that, huh?).
[ o ] Turned at least 2 projects in late.
[ o ] Missed school just because you felt like it.
[ o ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
[ ] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school.
[ o ] Text people during class.
[ o ] Passed notes.
[ o ] Threw stuff across the room.
[ ] Laughed at the teacher.
Total so far: 12
[ o ] Took pictures during school hours.
[ o ] Called someone during school hours. Someone called me.
[ o ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours.
[ ] Threw something at the teacher.
[ o ] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[ o ] Broke the dress code.
[ ] Failed a class.
[ o ] Ate food during class.
Total so far: 18
[ o ] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Been called the worst student. I was still a good straight A student (even without doing homework).
[ o ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly.
[ o ] Didn't take your stuff to school.
[ ]Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking.
Total so far: 21
[ o ] Faked your parents signature
[ o ] Slept in class. I think I slept through 70% of school.
[ ] Cursed at a teacher behind their back.
[ o ] Copied homework. Ahem. I guess I kinda do homework... by copying off friends.
[ o ] Got in trouble with the Principal/Vice Principal/Dean
[ o ] Thrown food in the lunch room.
Total so far: 26
Multiply by 78
26 x 3 = 78
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