Before and After Discovering K-pop

 

Before and After Discovering K-pop
  • Before: Cry tears of sorrow when I got an A-
  • After: Cry tears of joy when I get a C
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  • Before: Had no idea how to spend my money
  • After: Broke from all the albums I buy
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  • Before: Innocent little girl
  • After: ert
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  • Before: Cared about what people thought of me
  • After: Don't give a . Haters gonna hate
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  • Before: Asian guys are so nerdy
  • After: HOLY ASIAN MEN ARE GORGEOUS
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  • Before: Was a fashion terrorist
  • After: Became a fashionista
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  • Before:
  • Guy: Hey what's up?
  • Me: asdfghjkl; omg be cool... "h... h... hi!"
  • After:
  • Guy: Hey what's up?
  • Me: You are not a Korean celebrity. Why are you talking to me.
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  • Before: Hey this celebrity is cute...
  • After: OPPAR LOVE ME
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  • Before: "Sleep is so wonderful"
  • After: "What is this sleep you speak of?"
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  • Before: Had a life
  • After: Spends life holed up in my room on the computer
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  • Before: What is music?
  • After: I see the light
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  • Before: Laugh quietly
  • After: Laugh like a maniac clapping hands like a seal
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  • Before:
  • Reaction to people insulting someone I like: Okay... :'(
  • After:
  • Reaction to people insulting someone I like:  you will die in your sleep.
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  • Before:
  • Reaction to internet crash: Okay.... :'(
  • After:
  • Reaction to internet crash: GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID PIECE OF YOU WILL GIVE ME MY LIVE STREAM YOU
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  • Before:
  • Reaction to celebrity taking off shirt: meh....
  • After:
  • Reaction to k-pop celebrity breathing air:asdjf;lkadfg;ajsdfhkjasdf;lkasdf Y U SO Y?!?!
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  • Before: What is otp? what is ship?
  • After: ASDFLKAJDKGJDASDKJFASDKJL YOONJAE EUNHAE HANCHUL JONGKEY 2MIN G-RI HUNHAN YOONYUL TAENY DOOSEOB KHUNYOUNG WHAT IS AIR
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: Ovaries tight and intact
  • After: Ovaries disintegrated from all the explosions suffered.
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  • Before: straight, normal girl
  • After: went bi when I discovered what a girl crush was
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  • Before: Nice, gentle person
  • After: Sarcastic
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  • Before: Close-minded fool
  • After: Open-minded viewer of life :)
  • This is me:) in every way:P
  • This is so true TT^TT

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gotaemin
#1
Oh so true.
rollingbuffalos #2
100% true xD
iLy411
#3
True , So So True xP
AzianKimchi
#4
ahaha this is so true! xP
onewlova519
#5
tru tru tru. 100%
peangpong
#6
LOL this is like describing myself XDD
ur awesome!!
Won-Mi
#7
Lol this is me and the things that aren't me is my friend who got me into kpop
Kpop = life lol