Do you know what happens when a retarded and bored person, with a screwed up mind like mine reads KeyBer fanfics at 4 am, while listenting to this song? Do you know?

"OH MY ING GOD KYAAAAH"

*spazzes* *chokes* *cover my mouth trying not to scream my lungs out*

"YOU BICTHES, YOU'RE ING WHILE I'M STANDING HERE, READING THIS ."

"At least just invite me there! It's not like Imma disturb you. well if you want a , then i don't mind  it at all"