I Saw Hyuna Kissing Santa Claus

KiKwang woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one y  box that looked like a shower.

Then KiKwang noticed that Hyuna was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.

KiKwang thought that he would surprise Hyuna. Maybe even sneak up behind her and flick her on her horrible eye. That always made Hyuna lustful.

KiKwang crept huskily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its ed up lights, and the presents, heaped up strongly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Hyuna. Kissing someone.

KiKwang was so angry, he picked up a potatoe from a table and threw it negatively on the fridge.

They both looked around.

"Hyuna, you wrinckled cat!" KiKwang yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." KiKwang looked and then rubbed his core and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Hyuna said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a frozen kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," KiKwang said mightily. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be beasty."

That seemed reasonable. KiKwang went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a diamond in the sky. He made KiKwang's finger feel all lovely.

"You see?" Hyuna said lustfuly and KiKwang saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

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Oh, Scientist, I'm glad I clicked on your blog post, it made my day xD

Hyuna's horrible eye...

KiKwang rubbed his core... xDDDD omg, be right back, dying

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