I "disturb the peace"
You know when you’re home alone and you get this uncontrollable urge to sing “Rolling in the Deep” at the top of your lungs?
Well.
I did. And I was really getting into it, too.
And then my neighbor came and knocked on the door.
“THIS IS MY LAST WARNING! IF YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR DOG'S HOWLING, I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE!”
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HOWLING, he called it.
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