Can I just say really quickly that I've been singing for the past hour and my windows are open and I live in a building so the entire building just heard me have a concert to my computer. #YoureWelcome

Today is a magnificent day

Why, you may ask?

Because, today it's my beautiful Unnie's birthday.

Don't confuse them, though. I have the best Unnie , which her birthday was exactly seven days ago. (She's extraordinary and incredible but this isn't quite about her..)

Today, we have Ruoxin Lu, the little ball of fluff who's just amazing. So, here we have... uh.. these.. special.. uh.. kpop.. people... playing instruments... for.. her...

*takes them all by the ear* you are all ruining my birthday wish *hiss* you are ridiculous~!

*Returns to the stage* Hehe~! Roo, you're like the most amazing friend I could ever have and I just want to thank you for being there when I wanted to rant about life. I also want to thank you for caring for me even if you live miles away. 

I hope you have a great time and I hope we never ever ever ever ever GET BACK TOGETHER stop being friends :') 

Oh, Super Junior heard it was your birthday~! Sure, I had to push them a little out of their schedule but it was worth it~!

"Guuuys~!" Violet whined as she stomped her foot impatiently "It's Roo's birthday today!" 

Super Junior looked up from what they were doing. Yesung, even, falling off the couch. 

"Roo as in Ruoxin Lu Roo?" Yesung asked, holding Violet's collar

"Uh.. Yeah.. Get away from me" Violet said and pushed him away.

"I must.. I must.. I MUST BUY HER SOMETHING PRECIOUS~!" Yesung yelled before running out of the room.

"Oh, maybe we could record ourselves like.." Siwon started

"MAYBE FLOWERS" Yesung yelled as he ran inside the room and then out of the room by another door.

His donsaengs and hyungs just facepalmed.

"Siwon..?" Leeteuk said

"Oh yeah, We can record ourselves greeting her and telling her happy birthday~!" Siwon said

"OR PRECIOUS JEWELS~"! 

"That's a great idea, Siwon. This is why I love you sooo much~!" Violet said and pinched his cheek, ignoring Yesung's dramatic displays.

"ANNYEONG ROO~! HAPPY BIRTHDAY~!"

"WE LOOOOOVE YOUUUU~!"

"You guys are a riot" Violet giggled as she looked up from her camera. "Yesung.."

Yesung walked back inside the room screaming and then out of the room again.

"Yesung.." Violet said going back to her impatient position.

He did this continously until Violet grabbed him by his shirt and screamed in his ear, "YESUNG I NEED TO GO TO ROO'S NOW~!"

Yesung panicked instantly. "I-I'll go with you"

"If you wish. But don't that red when we're at Roo's or else I'll confuse you with a tomato" Violet said

His friends laughed at this and Yesung rubbed his cheeks.

"Ya~!" he yelled at Violet before running out of the room.

"Tell her you think she's cute" Eunhyuk yelled after him

" that, tell her you want to marry her~!" Heechul yelled. The members' laughter didn't die down.

"Thank you, guys~!" Violet said hugging each of them before running after Yesung.

Awww, Yesung's shy around you, Roo~!

(Yesung's Roo's shy, shy, shy, shy, boy. Oh, oh, oh, her boy~! One, two, three, four, saranghae <3)

"YAH~! Violet-shi you're not supposed to tell her that~!" 

She has the right to know, Yesung. The sooner you tell her, the sooner my ship will start v.v

"But I--"

No, Yesung~! Sometimes you gotta take risks. Specifically if it's to form my ships and turn them into OTPs.

But that's not all.. SHINee also found out it was your birthday, Roo~!

"Roo-Noona~! Happy Birthday~! You're gorgeous!"

Jonghyun: Onew brought you some flowers. I'm more surprised he didn't bring you chicken.

Onew: Tsk. Shut it dino head.

Key: But you love me the most, right Noona?

Uh.. Yeah.. You guys just.. Continue there.. And Onew, you be careful of who you give flowers to. Hmph. 

Onew: Uh.. I-I..

Jonghyun: Can we party now?

I don't think you can..

"Everyday we shufflin'~!"

JESUS CHRIST GUYS THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T IMPROVISE DANCING~!

Taemin: BUT NOONA WE'RE HAVING FUN--

NO.

Minho: Can we say one last message?

You guys have been--

Taemin: You're our dazzling girl and once again, Happy Birthday~!

....RUDE~!

Alright, alright, alright //pushes them off stage. 

Roo-Unnie, you can already tell how much we all adore you~! Before these seventeen rude boys get out

Super Junior & SHINee: //trying to get out of the closet

//pushes tables and chairs against closet

..You didn't see that

I mean

I just want to tell you that you're amazingly important to me and that you're just the most awesome Unnie there is~! No, I'm not as awesome as Super Junior or as charismatic as SHINee but I'm your donsaeng and I will always try to make you happy, because that's what broes do for each other, am I right?

SHE IS TIMELESS.

TO HELL WITH GRAVITY~!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROO-TIMELESS~!