I'm 13 but I act like I'm 9
[X ]You know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own a credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[X] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[X] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics is interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
[X] You show up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself
[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 4
[X] You know how to do the dishes
[ ] You can count to 10 in another language
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[ ] You study even when you don't have to
[ ] You have had washed a car before
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[X] You can type pretty quick
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[] You have been to the beach
[X] You use the internet every day
[ ] You have traveled overseas for more than 5 timessure.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning
[] You realized people of the opposite might just make better friends.
TOTAL: 9
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