I just had to share these crack fics I generated at http://prillalar.com/drabbles omfg you have to try it!

Donghae = Donggay Eunhyuk = Gayhyuk pmsl

A Cute Day To Kiss

Gayhyuk stepped monotonously out into the thrilling sunshine, and admired Donggay’s mouth. “Ah,” he sighed, “That’s a flawless sight.”

Donggay climbed off the fairy dust and walked innocently across the grass to greet his lover. Gayhyuk patted Donggay on the nose and then tried to kiss him happily, but without success.

“That’s all right,” Donggay said. “We can try again later.”

“I’m just not perfect,” Gayhyuk. “Not as perfect as the time we kissed on a patch of grass.”

Donggay nodded ily. “We were hideous back in those days.”

“Our ears were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them,” Gayhyuk said. “Everything seems lame and y when you’re young.”

“Of course,” Donggay said. “But now we’re tall, we can still have fun. If we go about it huskily.”

“Huskily?” Gayhyuk said . “But how?”

“With this,” Donggay said and held out an innocent feather. “Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you’ll beready to kiss.”

Gayhyuk swallowed the feather at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to kiss huskily. They kissed flapping around like a unicorn on drugs. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

——

The Miracle Of The Fish

Gayhyuk hated Christmas. He didn’t just dislike Christmas, he hated it flapping around like a unicorn on drugs. He loathed it.

Every December, Gayhyuk would feel himself getting all thrilling inside. He refused to put up a Christmas feather, he snapped at anyone y enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Gayhyuk had to go to the mall to buy a hideous fairy dust. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing huskily around and so much Christmas music blaring monotonously, he thought his ear would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an innocent man collecting for charity. Gayhyuk never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the innocent man dropped his bells and ran on a patch of grass. There was a cute fish right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the innocent man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Gayhyuk rushed out and happily pushed them both out of the way. There was a perfect bang and then everything went dark.

When Gayhyuk woke up, he was in a tall room. There was a Christmas feather in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Gayhyuk’s nose hurt. A lot.

The innocent man came into the room. “I’m so flawless!” he said. “You’re awake. My name is Donggay. You saved me from the truck. But your nose is broken.”

Gayhyuk hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas feather up and his nose was broken, he felt quite lame, especially when he looked at Donggay.

“Your nose must hurt ily,” Donggay said. “I think this will help.” And he kissed Gayhyuk several times. 

Now Gayhyuk felt very lame indeed. He didn’t hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Donggay. “I love you,” he said, and kissed Donggay innocently.

“I love you too,” said Donggay. Just then, the fish ran into the room and nuzzled Gayhyuk’s mouth. “I brought him homewith us,” Donggay said.

“We’ll call him Miracle,” Gayhyuk said. “Our Christmas Miracle.”

It was the best Christmas ever.

——

An Innocent Occurrence

Gayhyuk paced up and down, jiggling his ear. His very good friend, Mary Sue Fairy dust, had arranged to meet him here on a patch of grass. “I have something flawless to tell you,” she had said.

Mary Sue Fairy dust was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Gayhyuk expected to see her bounce up, her y hair streaming behind her and her cute eyes aglow.

Gayhyuk heard footsteps, but they seemed rather perfect for a delicate and hideous girl like Mary Sue Fairy dust, whose tread was thrilling. He turned around and found Donggay staring at him.

“What are you doing here?” Donggay said happily. “I thought you said you didn’t want to see me again.”

Gayhyuk had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn’t acted so monotonously. “Mary Sue Fairy dust asked to meet me here.” As he gazed at Donggay, his nose began to throb innocently.

“Oh,” Donggay said, ily. “I’ll just go then.”

“Wait,” Gayhyuk said and caught Donggay by his mouth. “I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?”

“Yes,” Donggay said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, flapping around like a unicorn on drugs.

From behind a magic wand, Mary Sue Fairy dust watched with a tall light in her lame eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off “Gayhyuk/Donggay”. Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she’d saved the fish from extinction.

——

y Love

Gayhyuk finished packing. Ever since Donggay, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Gayhyuk had been flawless.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing kissed him, all was lame. So today, Valentine’s Day, he was going on a patch of grass to become a hideous magic wand.

Just then, there was a tall knock at the door. Gayhyuk opened it and stood there ily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his mouth.

When Gayhyuk came to, Donggay was holding his ear and looking cute. “My love,” Donggay said innocently, “I’m sorry for the perfect shock. I’ve been shipwrecked on a thrilling island for the last ten years, living flapping around like a unicorn on drugs. I was only rescued last week.” He paused. “I lost my nose in the wreck. Can you still love me?”

Gayhyuk could hardly believe his Donggay had returned. “I will always love you, nose or no nose. Besides, you can cover it up with a fairy dust.” 

They embraced monotonously and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was innocent.

——

1000 Fairy Dust Fishs

Gayhyuk paced ily back and forth. Lame dread filled his heart. Donggay should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn’t like him to be late. Oh, my thrilling love, Gayhyuk thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Donggay had been taken hostage by Cute Mouth, a supervillain who had the city in a state of y terror. Gayhyuk fainted dead away, flapping around like a unicorn on drugs.

When he came to, there was a bump on his nose and the lame dread had returned. “Donggay, my tall honey bunny,” he cried out monotonously. “What is Cute Mouth doing to you?” Probably torturing him, laughing happily as he kissed him in the ear.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Gayhyuk remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 fairy dust fishs, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Gayhyuk ordered in a supply of fairy dust and set to work, folding fishs until his nose was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last fish when Donggay walked in the front door.

“Donggay!” Gayhyuk screamed and threw himself into Donggay’s arms. “It worked! I folded 1000 fairy dust fishs and it brought you back to me.” He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on a patch of grass. He kissed Donggay huskily on the ear.

“Actually,” Donggay said, pulling away innocently, “I was rescued by the Hideous Feather. He’s a new superhero in town.” Donggay sighed. “And he’s really perfect.”

The lame dread came back. “But you’re innocent to be back here with me, right?”

Donggay checked his watch. “Sure. But I’ve got to go meet the Hideous Feather for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay flawless, baby.” He left and the door banged behind him.

Gayhyuk choked back a sob and started folding another fish. Then he went out and got drunk instead.

——

Gayhyuk and Donggay
by William Shakespeare

Enter Gayhyuk

Donggay appears above at a window

Gayhyuk:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the feather, and Donggay is the fish.
Arise, innocent fish, and kiss the thrilling fairy dust.
See, how he leans his mouth upon his ear!
O, that I were a glove upon that ear,
That I might touch that mouth!

Donggay:
O Gayhyuk, Gayhyuk! wherefore art thou Gayhyuk?
What’s in a name? That which we call a nose
By any other name would smell as perfect
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say “flapping around like a unicorn on drugs”
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear’st,
Thou mayst prove flawless.

Gayhyuk:
Swain, by yonder thrilling fairy dust I swear
That tips on a patch of grass the y magic wand—

Donggay:
O, swear not by the fairy dust, the tall fairy dust,
That ily changes in its hideous orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise hideous.
Sweet, cute night! A thousand times cute night!
Parting is such lame sorrow,
That I shall say cute night till it be morrow.

Exit above

——

Happily Tripping

Gayhyuk tripped along monotonously. He was on his way to meet his lover, Donggay, for Valentine’s Day. He smiled to see a fish hopping along, carrying a fairy dust in its mouth.

Gayhyuk was almost on a patch of grass when he came across a cute cake, lying alone on a lame plate. “That must be a treat from my hideous bear,” he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked thrilling, so he ate it.

It gave him the most y tingling sensation in his ear. “How unusual!” he said and continued tripping to see Donggay.

When Donggay came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

“What is it?” Gayhyuk cried innocently.

“Your mouth! And your nose!” Donggay said. “They’re perfect! Can’t you feel it?”

Gayhyuk felt his mouth and his nose. They were indeed quite perfect. “Oh, no!” Gayhyuk said. “I’m a woman!” He, or rather, she started to cry. “It must have been that cute cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?”

“I didn’t leave you any cake,” Donggay said. “I got you a feather. It must have been that flawless man who lives nearby. He acts a little ily, ever since he kissed a magic wand.”

“But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Gayhyuk sobbed.

“Well, I never knew how to tell you this,” Donggay said huskily, “but I actually prefer women. And I think your mouth is really tall like that.”

“Really?” Gayhyuk dried her tears. Gayhyuk kissed Donggay and it was an entirely innocent sensation, flapping around like a unicorn on drugs.

They spent the night having entirely innocent , until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

——

A Fairy Dust In Time

On a perfect and y morning, Gayhyuk sat on a patch of grass. It was Valentine’s Day and he was all alone. His ear ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Donggay to love someone with a thrilling nose?

ily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. “Ah, my love is like an innocent cute magic wand, all on a summer’s day. I wish my Donggay would kiss me, in his own tall way…”

“Do you?” Donggay sat down beside Gayhyuk and put his hand on Gayhyuk’s mouth. “I think that could be arranged.”

Gayhyuk gasped monotonously. “But what about my thrilling nose?”

“I like it,” Donggay said innocently. “I think it’s flawless.”

They came together and their kiss was flapping around like a unicorn on drugs.

“I love you,” Gayhyuk said huskily.

“I love you too,” Donggay replied and kissed him.

They bought a fish, moved in together, and lived happily ever after.

——

The Fish Prince

Gayhyuk was walking through a lame meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a thrilling little fish lying under a tree.

Gayhyuk skipped over to see the dear thing and was innocent to find that he was hurt! A fairy dust had pierced his perfect little ear and he whimpered happily with the pain.

“My y little friend,” Gayhyuk said. “Let me help you!” He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the fairy dust, as innocently as he could. The fish cried out and Gayhyuk’s heart ached, flapping around like a unicorn on drugs. “You’ll be all right,” Gayhyuk whispered. “I’ll take care of you. I’ll call you Donggay and you can live with me forever!”

Scooping Donggay up in his arms, Gayhyuk carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Gayhyuk nursed Donggay, cleaning his ear and feeding him Magic wand-brand fish chow.

On the eighth night, Donggay climbed into bed with Gayhyuk. He burrowed under the covers and monotonously kissed Gayhyuk’s mouth. It made Gayhyuk giggle and he cuddled close to Donggay, his nose and singing huskily to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Gayhyuk hurried home so he could curl up with Donggay. It gave him a tall feeling whenever Donggay kissed his mouth.

Then one night, Donggay looked up at Gayhyuk and said, “If you kiss me, I will become a hideous prince.”

Gayhyuk screamed ily, he was so surprised. How could a fish talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

“You’re not dreaming,” Donggay said. “Kiss me.”

“Don’t tell anyone I screamed like that,” Gayhyuk said and kissed Donggay on his nose. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a hideous prince! With a crown and everything!

“I’m Prince Donggay,” he said. “I was cursed. It’s a long story.”

“Is it really you?” Gayhyuk said.

“See?” Donggay said and showed Gayhyuk the scar from the fairy dust on his ear. Then he kissed Gayhyuk and they tumbled on a patch of grass and did a lot of very flawless things, some of them involving a cute feather.

“I love you,” Donggay said when they were done. Gayhyuk clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Donggay had stashed away.

And if Donggay didn’t know about Gayhyuk’s visits to the fish sanctuary, well, it wouldn’t hurt him.

——

The Battle For The Fairy Dust

On a patch of grass, Gayhyuk kissed his fairy dust. He had been busy with the fairy dust for hours and now wanted nothing more than a hideous cuddle or a lame massage from his lover Donggay.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his thrilling Donggay appeared at the door, grinning innocently. 

“Put down the fairy dust,” Donggay said ily. “Unless you want me to kiss that fairy dust on your mouth.”

Gayhyuk put down the fairy dust. He was perfect. He had never seen Donggay so innocent before and it made him y.

Donggay picked up the fairy dust, then withdrew a magic wand from his nose. “Don’t be so perfect,” Donggay said with an innocent grimace. “A fish bit my ear this morning, and everything became flawless. Now with this fairy dust and this magic wand I can ily rule the world!”

Gayhyuk clutched his tall ear huskily. This was his lover, his thrilling Donggay, now staring at him with an innocent nose.

“Fight it!” Gayhyuk shouted. “The fish just wants the fairy dust for his own thrilling devices! He doesn’t love you, not the hideous way I do!”

Gayhyuk could see Donggay trembling huskily. Gayhyuk reached out his mouth and touched Donggay’s nose ily. He was thrilling, so thrilling, but he knew only his tall love for Donggay would break the fish’s spell.

Sure enough, Donggay dropped the fairy dust with a thunk. “Oh, Gayhyuk,” he squealed. “I’m so hideous, can you ever forgive me?”

But Gayhyuk had already moved on a patch of grass. Flapping around like a unicorn on drugs, he pressed his mouth into Donggay’s nose. And as they fell together in a flawless fit of love, the fairy dust lay on the floor, y and forgotten.

----

The Humorous Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Eunhyuk strode along the path, making for Dangerous Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Exhilarating Sponge, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Hand.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his delightful egg just in time to face the sad man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck warmly, and Eunhyuk barely raised his egg to meet the attack. They fought long and softly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Eunhyuk found himself forced to one knee, the man’s egg pressed to his exciting eye. “I am Donghae of Dangerous Castle,” he said. “You are an unworthy guardian for the Exhilarating Sponge. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a cloud.”

But Eunhyuk had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his egg with a twist, overpowered Donghae and pinned him to the ground. “What say you now?” Eunhyuk said, looking down upon him.

Donghae’s mouth shimmered like a unicorn that flew on rainbows all over the world. “I have underestimated you, Eunhyuk. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty…and more.”

Eunhyuk’s desire was enflamed. His eye throbbed and all his thoughts were to hug Donghae like a monkey. Eunhyuk caressed Donghae’s threatening mouth and he responded. They came together dashingly, and their joining was as depressing as their battle, and also much louder.

“Ah, my sweet spatula!” Eunhyuk groaned and hugged Donghae as huskily as he could.

“Ouch!” he yelled. “What the hell is that?”

“Oh,” Eunhyuk said. “That’s where I put the Exhilarating Sponge for safekeeping. Sorry.”

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed roughly on the grass, forgetful of all but their thrilling love. “We will stay together forever,” Donghae said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Hand never got the Exhilarating Sponge and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.