EHL OH EHL, THERE'S A STORY BEHIIND THE BLOG TITLE. In fifth grade, we were reading this book and one of the sentences says something like, "Hark! A ie flies over the sea." And a ie is apparently some sort of bird. So my class, being the immature group of munchkins we were, bursted out laughing when our teacher read that sentence out loud. But this one kid didn't laugh - the only one in the classroom who didn't laugh. So we were like, "Why didn't you laugh? Didn't you think it was funny?" And he was like, "I don't get it." So we were like, "What's something that girls have but boys don't (hinting at s, obviously)?" And he just goes, "Um...long hair." xP

I just realized something reading the following post on tumblr:

"Chanyeol doesn't want to get his ears pierced because he thinks his ears will stand out more."

CHANYEOL AND I ARE SERIOUSLY SO COMPATIBLE. Like, I'm not even kidding.

To address the above comment, THAT IS EXACTLY THE SAME REASON I DON'T WANT TO GET MY EARS PIERCED! Bahahaha, FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME! Cuz one of my ears sticks out slightly more than the other one because I was a C-section baby and my ear was placed all funky in the womb. So I don't want to draw attention to my slighty sticky-outy ear. Plus I hate needles. I REALLY, REALLY HATE NEEDLES. And I don't want no needles piercin through my ears. O____O

And both of us smile A LOT. I can't even begin to describe how much I smile. I smile so often it's ridiculous. And so does he, and I love him for that! Because I love it when people smile. :DDDDDDDD

And we're both happy almost alllllllllll the time. I swear, one of my friends doesn't even think I know any other emotion besides happy. I really am happy, but when I'm sad, I'M A FRICKEN THUNDERCLOUD. I just have an optimistic view of life and...I dunno, I'm just happy when there really isn't any reason to be happy. I can't explain it. It's just something that bubbles up from inside me. It's impossible for me to not be happy most of the time.

AND WE BOTH DO THESE BIG, GRAND LAUGHS AT THINGS THAT AREN'T EVEN THAT FUNNY. xDDDD He does that little clap his hands thing and I do this sort of wheeze and then just this burst of loud laughter (because I'm a very loud individual. Trust me on that).

And he describes himself as cute. And I like to think that I'm kinda cute myself. ;3 And I love cute boys - I LOOOOOOOOOOVE THEM LIKE NO ONE'S BUSINESS! <3333

And he's crazy and fun. Just like me. ;D

AND WE BOTH TAKE TONS AND TONS OF DERP PIX. OH MY GOD GUISE, ALL I TAKE IS DERP PICS. xP No for real, I can't make a normal face in a picture to save my life. Even if I'm trying to look cute, I still come out derpy. I am just not photogenic.

But that's where we differ, Chanyeol and I, because while he has plenty of derp pix, he still has the ability to take a gorgeous photo and to look terribly attractive in said photo. Cameras cry when I am put before them. xD

Anywho, as you can see, Chanyeol and I would be quite compatible. I think he is my Exo-K bias because I recognize these similarities between us. AND HE'S RIDICULOUSLY PURTY. :3

*droooooooooooooooooooooooooooll*

WE SHOULD JUST GET MARRIED. LAWLZ. x)

P.S: UGH, I FOUND A FANTASTIC ARTIST THE OTHER DAY: Falak. He's Pakistinian and he has SUCH A BEAUTIFUL VOICE. He's really a treasure of mine, so love him like I do. C: My favorite song of his is Judai. It's impossible not to fall in love with him. Really, it is. <3333