My Honest (+) and (-) View of Eat Your Kimchi [Kpop Musics Monday Reviews of BILASA-B1A4]


Well, I admit it.

I was furious when I watched the review vid about B1A4's Beautiful Target.

 

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But when I watched the OK and Baby I'm Sorry Review, I felt fine, and ~hate to say it, but I laughed a lot and I kinda liked the revs and parodies...! :)

 

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Although some #@%$#@%$#@ escaped my lips often..

Well.. \/

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~for you who hadn't watched the review, here are the links:

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About OK and Baby I'm Sorry,

Yeah, I really felt fine, I even laughed at your most jokes.. :)

I mean, you guys are sooo detailed, you found many things which are 'hidden' in the MV.

 

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And I really liked the way you 'connect' the how B1A4 revealed their secret hiding place in OK and A crazy fangirl found them and kidnapped them in Baby I'm Sorry...

 

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~~Although I really hate the way you guys bash B1A4's name. It's actually fine if you yell BILASAAAH THE POWER OF KITTIES THE CONQUEROR OF TEENAGE HEART (or somthin like that) for once or few times. But not over and over again please... It wasn't really funny for me at first and it became worse and worse the more you say yell it out.~~

 

..... ok, back to the plus(es) :)

..I must admit it, you guys are soooo creative! Not just the presentations and styles of the review, but also the content of the review. I mean, how did you manage to find that B1A4 kidnapping storyline? You guys are crap cool at these parody stuffs! And yeah, I indeed saw those expressions on their faces, and... somehow it just matches your creepy storyline... hahahahah xD

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And I really, really appreciate you as you appreciate Jinyoung's effort in writing and composing the song, and I liked the way you showed your tongue out to those anti-KPops... ~although I'm neutral about this Kpop and nonKpop fanwars~

And about the grammar problems.. Well, I hate to say this, but I'm totally agreed with you guys. I myself felt weird listening to "I wanna get yours be mine" in OK, and "Baby I'm Sorry, We got the better", "Baby in a city light in a city love light" too... ~~Ahh Jinyoungie...

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Well, now for the Beautiful Target review ~(which I don't like it).

I really HATE the way Simon sarcastically sings "O ma beautiful target , u joom joom heart like a Locket".

But seriously, the line is "Zoom Zoom Heart Like A Rocket", right BANAs? And ~yea, okay, it's Sandeullie and Baro's pronunciations problems... but I still hate don't like Simon's scorns and contempt expressions while mimicking the song.

And about the plot.. Yea hahaha I think they made the plot confusing just like that on purpose. They just want to entertain people with that confusion, and in my view they succeed! I found that the MV's really funny and catchy! And Beautiful Target's one of my favorite MVs even before I became a Bana.

~Ok, this is getting too subjective, so I'll stop commenting about it..

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About the cameraman, I actually agreed with you that he's so awkward and 'Why is he even there???'

But calling him the ugliest cameraman is just rude guys. Why didn't you just call him the Non-member or Non-bilasa? No need for that ugly label I suppose.. I can't imagine my self being called the ugliest girl on earth... can you?

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And about the... ~what was it again? You said something like, "Hire some cute guys and dress them like strippers."

 

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I seriously gulped as Baro appeared on the screen and you sarcastically said, "Aw, I'm a y fireman, here to put off your fires, Arrr!" And then Sandeullie appeared too, you said, "Aw, I'm a y paramedics, can I give u mouth to mouth? Arrr!"

~Okay, I admit it, Baro's such a tease with that fireman suit hahaha

But calling them as strippers... It really hurt me, fellas..... I really can't believe you guys think of them that way.

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And still, the one I hate the most, is the way you mention:

~~BILASAAAAH~~

I mean, you may tease B1A4's name once in one review, but please, puhleeease, not in all of their MVs' reviews... I honestly almost cry each time I see you say BILASA...

~Ok, despite my subjective mind, let's get to the objective logic. Something funny will surely become something unfunny if you just redo, repeat, re-throw it over and over and over and over again.~ right?

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Well, that's my own opinions anyways ... :)

Note:

  • I hope they won't ever review the Japanese Ver of Beautiful Target.... ~I mean, they hated Beautiful Target Kor Ver's Accessories and stuffs, I just can't imagine what if they see the Jap Ver...

 

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  • And I bet, if they someday gets to review BABY GOODNIGHT, they'll point at the outdoor scenes, which is not night enough to be "Dancing in the moonlight"

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  • I wonder, have they ever review Only Learned The Bad Things?

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To The readers:

  • This is not a bash against B1A4
  • This is not a bash against eatyourkimchi.. ~well, i guess..~
  • This is just something in my heart I need to let it out or else, I'll have psychological explosion.
  • Thanks for even caring to even read this...

gifs are not mine, credits to the owners...


 

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macaronisalad10
#1
Awww. I know how you feel but..
THat's okay..
They need to do it to entertain.
So . Yeah!
Hahaha. They'll never hate B1A4.