IN YOUR DARN DREAM!

My mom keeps asking me "Are you chatting with someone?"

I'm all "WTF...AFF isn't chatting. Why the heck do you always think I'm chatting?! This is way better than those stuff fuking chat whatever! :P" To myself of course. God. When I'm on my computer later or something, I'm gonna doing freaking 50 million rants cause I have A LOT to say.