Do we know what I mean?

So the one pair in either k/jpop that nobody really ships for obvious reasons:

1.
2. The pairing is overshadowed by pairings which involve one of the other halves
3. No interacctions between
4. People just think they look stupid together

The list goes on

So tell me

Why do I ask? Well I want to write a fanfic someday with a crackship. I think it would be a lot of fun (I may make them end up having )

Actually I'm not too sure about that last part :P