*phone rings*

Me: YO!!
Her: OMG YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!!
Me: What?
Her: Jack (her bf) and I aren't friggets any more!!
Me: Wtf is a frigget?
Her: We tongue kissed
Me: HOLY !!!! DUDE WHEN? WHERE? HOW??
Her: You sound like a little kid!!
Me: How do you know I'm not a little kid?
Her: Because your 14 and taller than me....
Me: I CAN DREAM HAROLD!!!

We be weird....