me : abhi abhi abhi abhi
abhi: WHAT??
me: i am writting a fan fic
abhi : really? cool! i get to read it?
me : YEAH...DUH!!!
abhi : waaaait...does it contain gruesome deaths or stupid ghosts and aliens crap?
me : haha..no-
abhi : then i'l read it
me: BUT it does contain hot steamy gay with gay threesomes and all
abhi: soooooooooooooo TOTALY not reading it.
me: i know you want to
abhi: you mental!