Hoes.

That’s what my school is filled with. All hoes. Tall hoes, short hoes, thin hoes, fat hoes. They are all hoes in the end. They always get in the way of the nice innocent people.

In the end, hoes will be hoes, right? I should just pay attention to school ignoring everyone. Soon I will leave this hoe infested school and go to university. I’ll meet new people, make new friends who aren’t hoes.

My plan was going along great until there was a new boy in class. How was he so attractive? He was tall, had blond hair and brown eyes and was so shy. Why was he so adorable? Why did he have to be in my class, how was I going to pay attention now? I realized that all the hoes around me were melting at his site. Right then I snapped out of it. How would I even have a chance with all of these hoes hoeing around, getting every boy they wanted. In the end just playing them. I decided to just ignore him, Luhan.

At lunch I sat in the cafeteria alone, studying for my history test last period. I was doing pretty well until I saw Luhan walk in. he didn’t know anyone so he sat alone. I wanted to sit beside him, but obviously didn’t. Then, the two biggest hoes of the school walked in. They were heading towards Luhan and ended up sitting with him. Their names; Aleyah and Tina. They were short but damn did they have a big attitude. They were so delusional too. Thinking that a nice boy like Luhan would actually fall for them. He doesn’t seem like the type of guy to fall for hoes, right? Even though they were a few tables away, it was so obvious that they were flirting with him. They acted so innocent and cute infront of him. Little did he know how much boy they’ve hit on before.

Tina was in a relationship with 3 guys throughout the school year so far, Chunji, chanyeol and Myungsoo. And don’t get me started on Aleyah. She pretty much had something going on with the whole basketball team. Ugh and I swear she had a with Kai and Lay. She’s just horrible!

I suddenly begun to feel so angry about it. I felt so angry that they would actually bother a new innocent boy like Luhan. I couldn’t let them take him too. I had to do something. But what? What can a girl like me do?

 

“I gotta go” I could hear Luhan say. Thank goodness. He had to make his way past the table I was sitting at in order to get to the exit. I suddenly started to feel nervous. Should I talk to him? Maybe I should leave before he does so I can bump into him? I decided to pick up my books and stand up but that resulted in me dropping all of my books before him.

“ah- sorry” I said embarrassed. I immediately picked up all my books.

“It’s alright” He said crouching down and helping me. He was smiling at me. I didn’t know if he was laughing or not.

“Here’s your books, Heeba” He said with a smile.  How did he know my name?

“T-hanks” I said looking down.

“I’ll see you around, Heeba.” He said squeezing my shoulder and then leaving. How did he know my name.

 

Weeks passed and Aleyah and Tina just kept hitting on Luhan. But Luhan and I begun to study with each other every day after school. He was a really sweet and funny guy. He would always help me with my homework and crack jokes when I was sad. One day I failed my test and he took me out to get ice cream and it really made me forget about school and all the stress I had. But still it bothered me how Aleyah and Tina would be all over him. They’re . The way they talked to him disgusted me. What diguted me most though was what they said behind his back.

“He’s so . I want him to be my 1016^th” Aleyah said.

“Shut up you hoe, I want him to be my 217^th boyfriend” Tina said.

“Let’s both lock him in a room and make da lob to him!” Aleyah said.

“Good idea hoe!”

What the hell was wrong with them. They must be high 24/7. Little did they know Luhan over heard them today. He was laughing like he knew they were gross hoes all along.

 

“Did you finish studying for the history test this Wednesday?” Luhan asked as he caught up with me walking home.

“No I’m still only half way through the review.” I said.

“Do you want me to send you my review?” He offered.

“Really? You don’t have to-“ I was suddenly interrupted by two hoes.

“Luhaaann~~~~” Aleyah said. How she said his name made me want to vomit.

“Why are you walking with, Heeba? Huh Luhan?” Tina said batting her fake eyelashes. “She’s such a mean hoe!”

“Yeah, you said you couldn’t walk home with us because you had a club meeting after school. Did you lie to us Luhaaan~?

Luhan suddenly held my hand and stopped walking. “You’re right, I lied to both of you. I wanted to walk home with Heeba today and that’s how I want it to be every day.” I was shocked at what I was hearing.

“HAH, what? What does she have that we don’t?” Tina said.

“Morals! She’s smart and sweet and kind, and beautiful. She has nothing you have and everything I want in a girl.”

“What the hell! Luhan you’ll roo the day you stupid llama looking hoe!” Alyeah yelled taking her 10cm hoop earring off.

Aleyah was about to hit me when Luhan stopped her. “ off you stupid hoes. Go fine someone else to “make da lob with” you disgusting hookers!”

Like that Luhan took my hand and we ran away.

 

“What was that” I said panting from exhaustion.

“I like you Heeba. I liked you the first time I saw you in class. I even asked someone what your name was. You’re always so quiet and to yourself but you seemed interesting to me. You like me too right?” He said with confidence. How did he know?

“Maybe…” I said smiling at him.

He suddenly hugged me. What was happening. Was I dreaming?

“Will you be mine, Heeba?”
“Yes” I said.

He kissed my cheek andheld my hand in his. We walked home with each other with his eyes glued to me the whole time. I couldn't stop smiling and laughing. I was just so excited to be his, for him to be mine. No more hoes got in the way of us. The hoes finally lost.

 

TAKE THAT HOES. WHOSE GONNA GET SOME NOW. NOT YOU. 

 

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Dedicated to the two hoes who keep trying to take Luhan from me.