This is the Stupid Test. Put a X in the boxes of the things that relate to you. Then add up how many stars you got for the total.

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have ran into a tree.
[] You didn’t know it’s not possible to your own elbow.
[] You just tried to your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[X] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice..
[X] You just looked at it.
[] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] People have called you slow.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
[] You break a lot of things. doorknobs, eggs, houses
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before

Total = 16

If you get 6 or more you are Stupid!