"nytslyer03"

ever wonder how I came up with this name? It's awkward and it's hard to read. some read it as "night slyer" or something. Well people, it's pronounced "night slayer". Get it? Good? Because I don't want to point out how to properly read it by syllable. Anyways, how did I even come up with this name? I'm a Super Junior fan yet I don't have anything closely related to them in my name.

To start off, I've had this "name", as one might call it, since 5 or 6 years ago? I don't remember much. I usually have corny names like "sylvesterl0ve" or... just something too cute for my liking back then. What would you expect? I was like 12 or 13 back then? I want something "cooler". Something that would make me look (or sound) "bad-" because I'm weird like that.

So, one afternoon, while me and my family were sitting in a fast-food restaurant waiting for our food to arrive, an wild idea suddenly appeared. No it's not pokemon. (I'm too corny right now for my liking. Damn it!) It wasn't the best idea because I suddenly thought of my kitten (back then. Now he's a cat. A cute big cat who loves pissing me off with his loud meowing) which I named Sylvester. Darn cat is too adorable in looney tunes to not make it in my thoughts!

I'm getting off topic! -.-"

So, while I was thinking about Sylvester and looking out the street, I saw the traffic light go red. It was amusing how I notice this little things back then (and how vividly I remember them. OMG MY GRAMMAR!) Nothing really makes sense when I'm bored out of my wits. I don't even know how Sylvester, the pedestrian lane or even the traffic light is related but I came up with "nightslayer" because of those three. And back then, I have thiis stupid urge to shortcut EVERYTHING! From spelling, to reading and even eating and drinking! (don't ask how I did that) Thus the name "nytslyer" was born.

What about "03"? Where in the world di I get that? My birthday doesn't have a 3 (though one of the date is divisible by 3). I like three. I'm the third in my family. I just like three. It looks cool along with 0. That was my way of thinking back when I didn't know any better. So, until now, I don't know any better because I'm still sticking to this name. And I will not let go of it because I love this name so much.

So... you guys can strategically place your beautiful lips against my posterior and kiss it repeatedly. 

Bye! Because I need to finish this sappy love story like right nao!