trying to decide a bias from exo

Me: Who do I want to be my bias? 
Kris: I caught your eye first, with my ridiculously god-like good looks and deep voice. You're totally in love with me. 
Luhan: I'm menacingly adorable and cute. Look it up in the dictionary. My face will be there. 
Chanyeol: You know you can't resist my deep, yummilicious voice and baby face. I'm exactly what you want. 
Baekhyun: My voice is enough to drive you insane, and you love my adorable y towel CF stare. 
Chen: es PUH-LEEZ. My voice is the voice of all voices. 
D.O: Oh yeah? My derpiness has all the charm, AND I have the voice. What now son. 
Kai: Pffft. Who needs voice when you've got the moves. I'm a dancing machine. I can show you the world~~~ 
Lay: I have it all. The moves, the looks and the voice. I'm fabulous. You'd be crazy not to pick me. 
Sehun: I come with Luhan. And I'm the maknae. You gotta love the maknae. Especially when I can be y, AND cute. 
Tao: My intense stare and y kung-fu makes your heart pound, therefore, I demand to be the one. 
Suho: I saw the way you giggled at me when you were watching the showcase. Admit it. I'm a cutie and you love me. 
Xiumin: I know you want to squish my xiubao cheeks. If you choose me, I can let you squish them. 
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Me: Dammit.... DAMMIT ALL!!!!!! JUST GIVE ME ALL OF YOU!!!!