Ok pick 5 members of any Kpop group (girls and guys it doesn’t matter) and then answer the questions relating to them:

1. TOP (my true love)

2. Donghae (my other true love, don't get jealous bb!)

3. Eunhyuk (Donghae's true love, so it's ok)

4. G-dragon (GD, we can share Seunghyun, K?) 5. Changmin (maxtime!I adore him)

1. What do you like about 4?

He's totally original, he's not the typical definition of handsome, but you don't even realize it because he's so ing charismatic! His fashion! omg! just everything about him!

 

2. Is 2 an alcoholic?

highly doubtful... he seems like he'd be a total lightweight lol

 

3. Can 1 sing?

I think he can, though he mainly raps (but how ic is his voice at the beginning of love song? seriously!) 4. Is 5 in a relationship? hmm... no...

 

5. Would you go out with 3?

psh i'd go out with anyone on this list, hyukkie included! 6. Is 2 hot? so. hot. *nosebleeds* if i saw him in person... i'd probably pass out.

 

7. Can 3 cook?

Eunhyuk: hmm.. ramen? does that count? I just don't see why I have to cook when I can just make Ryeowook do it though!

 

8. Do you know if 1 plays an instrument?

He's a man of mystery that Seunghyun... i don't think so though.

 

9. What do you like about 1?

don't get me started. His ing y voice, his adorable introverted awkward self, his drunk dials to public website (thank you choomtop.) the fact that he was a total fat kid and is still shy about his body, meaning he's not super full of himself, did i mention how damn y he is? or that he's made out with like every single member barring daedae in the parodies?

 

10. Has 4 had any solo albums?

oh yes.. and it is one of my all time favorites, heartbreaker?yep... you broke mine GD GD baby baby...

 

11. Would you set-up pair 2 and 5 together?

hehehe... if hae wasn't totally hyukkie's property, sure.

 

12. Do you think 3 would be a good parent?

pretty good yeah. probably would constantly worry he wasn't though.

 

13. What do you like about 2?

so much. SO MUCH!!

his adorable smile, his tongue (we've been over this guys, i didn't write a whole fic about this for nothing...). totally his two front teeth! I thought i was the only one who found his teeth so cute! (it's weird i know). His whole face! Even looks good with crazy early 2000s blonde spaz hair (why asia?), but now it looks esp. good. He's the perfect height/weight/build... basically he is physical perfection.

his personality: His playfulness, and sensitivity. His caring for the other members, his hardworking. his desire to be a daddy (cuuuute!). He's like a big puppy! His love of skinship...with eunhyuk...

Talented? Hell yes: His amazing dancing skillzz, omg don't get me started on his ic voice (one of my favorite singers in sj after kyu), he slowly kills me with each hip .

and he's eunhyukkie's boyfriend. so that's awesomes...

 

14. Can 5 dance?

why yes, yes he can.

15. Can 1 act?

I think so! I loved him in Iris, but maybe that's just because I love him in general.

 

16. Would 3 take drugs?

hyukkie? the same hyukkie that made a pact not to smoke or drink? ha.

 

17. Would 4 bail you out of jail?

he'd laugh his off at me first, maybe let me stay there for a while to make me sweat, but then, yeah.

 

18. Has 2 been on reality tv?

this is suju we're talking about. so that is a resounding yes.

 

19. Out of 1 and 5 who would be more likely to ask you out?

If it weren't for his eternal love for hyukkie, donghae. I think we'd be very compatible. infact i've had several dream where we're quite good friends. (yes. I'm completely delusional).

oh does that mean between 1 and 5? well...changmin then, i can't see TOP making a first move.

20. Is 5 tall?

haha yes! taller than yunho... muahaha giant maknae

 

21. Has 4 done anything embarrassing in public?

oh yes... dancing drunkenly in front of snsd anyone? trying to look y and showing off his nips instead? (well i think that's y, but he seemed to be embarrassed by it).

 

22. Do you like 3’s current hair style? I really do! i think my favorite is when it's dark, or a little orange-y (not as much as hae's) and not-quite-straight (jsut like him hehe), and with bangs.

23. Is 2 gay?

totally. but only for hyukkie.

 

24. Would 3, 4 and 2 have a cross-dressing show?

ha yes! they have all dressed as girls before and they are very very pretty.

 

25. Does 3 remind you of anyone you know?

hm... no.

 

26. Would 5 watch ?

muahaha... secretly.

 

27. Is 2 single?

nooo.. cos he's married to eunhyuk. come on people, let's get serious.

 

28. If someone shot a gun at 4 would you take the bullet for them?

well my sense of self-preservation is pretty ing high, but GD is pretty special. i would do it, but not in a deadly way... so then he'd feel indebted to me, and maybe share me with TOP? and they'd take care of me while i was recovering and there would be a dramatic love triangle, and who would i pick? it would be my own kdrama... ok yes. i will most definately take that bullet. when's it coming? i gotta get my bullet-proof vest ready!

 

29. Would you marry 1 but then have them divorce you 6 months later; marry 2 but have them run away a year later; date 3 but then lose them in a car crash a year later; date 4 but then break up 2 years later or sleep with 5 and have them or you pregnant?

date 4 for sure. but the others are all too sad... except 5. but i don't like maxxy enough to have his babies. now donghae? i'd be okay with having HIS babies. this was my favorite survey yet! so fun... lalalala fangirling to the max (time)!