Patrick explaination about how he get the inspiration to write his essay.

Patrick : That day you thought me that if we have to write the good essay it's come from a good inspiration right?

Me : hmmmm.... yup!

Patrick : But the inspiration come to me so so suddenly unexpected and sometimes it not come to me at all?

Me : So? ( why i get bad feeling about this?)  

Patrick : SO! When the inspiration come to us we must straight to the point write it ! RIGHT?

Me : Hmmmmmmmmm! ( dark cloud on my head )

Patrick : THE INSPIRATION COME DUE TO MY DEFECATE TIME IN TOILET SO....THAT WHY I WRITE IT DOWN ALL OF IT ON THE TOILET TISSUE ! iT'S WRONG?

ME : ( knock down when he pass me the tissue roll on my desk ) * sign*

Tell me what should i do?