You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: your mom

Stranger: oh hi mommy

You: hello child :D

Stranger: i did good on mh report card i passed 3 grade

You: I'm so proud of you :')

You: do well in the 4th grade and I'll make a cake for you

Stranger: oooooo i cant wait

Stranger: lol

You: you like chocolate, right? :D

Stranger: omgggggg i love thank. u mommmmmmmy

You: but first you have to pass PE

You: burn the calories

Stranger: awww i mfat

You: so earn your cake!

Stranger: no mommy u u dont support me waaaaaaaaa

You: child, watch your mouth! :O

Stranger: im sowwy

You: I forgive you *pats your head* ^^

Stranger: oh bithch u better never touch ma head agiab or i will eat u

Stranger: im sorry

You: :OOOO

You: watch your mouth dammit or I'll eat your cake!

Stranger: nooooo u fat

You: DDD:<

You: *eats cake* :P

Stranger: i kill u

You: not if the cake does first!

Stranger: o

Stranger: 

You: what is that? I can't see it ._.

Stranger: emojis

You: *-* can't see it though :(

Stranger: ohhhhhhhh ok

You: ヽ（´ー｀）┌

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Best. Conversation. Ever. XD