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like the title says, i just want friends. doesn't matter what gender you are (or if you don't have one.), i just need human interaction. 

i've been so bored lately and literally have zero people to talk to. 

i usually play male fcs, but if you want me to fc ladies, i think i'm flexible enough to adjust according to your preferences. i reply pretty quickly (i mean, at least i think i do?), unless we're on severely different parts of the world, but i promise to try if you will, too.

you wanna plot? sure. you wanna talk? sure. you wanna rant? sure. you wanna tell me your deepest, darkest secrets? sure. you wanna write 394238409328 paragraphs with me? sure. you wanna rabbit? sure (when i'm free.) you wanna screw 8 times a day? sure.

anyway, i promised i'd keep it short, so if you're interested, just send your twitter handle / line id to my inbox and i'll try to hit you up asap.

that's all, i guess. 

please don't let this flop. see you soon. 

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