No One Asked For

1. Do you bite or ice cream?
Bite baby, is for es! ... Jk don't hate me.

2. What is home to you?
Where ever I live.

3. What was the last lie you told?
"I'll answer this question honestly." Have fun with that paradox.

4. Does everyone deserve the truth?
CAN THEY HANDLE THE TRUTH?!

5. What is the creepiest toy ever made?
Whatever toy involves real human body parts. Truly, the signs of a serial killer. 

6. Describe a moment in which you did something unacceptable in a bad situation.
Talk at a funeral.

7. List two things that are more easily done than said. (No, I didn't mix them up.)
Typing an answer to this question and... idk.

8. When was the last time you worked really hard to achieve something?
Who knows... I gave up ages ago.

9. How many all-nighters have you pulled?
Many.

10. If humans didn't evolve to laugh or smile, how would we express our happiness instead?
Don't underestimate the importance of B O D Y  L A N G U A G E, but seriously, you have your eyes and eyebrows and hands and ... Just use them; clap, hug etc.  we already do.  

11. How many romantic "things" or "flings" have you had?
A couple.

12. What is your paradise?
The sweet warm embrace of death.

13. What is your favourite background noise? (Ex. Water dripping, people talking.)
The tortured screams of the damned. 

14. How many hearts do you think you have broken?
Hopefully not too many.

15. What is the most important thing about electronics? What does this say about you?
They make life easier. I'm extremely lazy. 

16. Why do people care about celebrities? Do you care about celebrities?
No idea, I care for the ones I like. 

17. What is the most annoying thing someone can do to you?
Strongly argue that I'm wrong when I'm right, depending on the topic. 

18. Do you overexaggerate? What are the pros and cons of this?
I strive to make my life as close to a soap opera as possible, the only problem is that people around me won't play along. 

19. Have you played any instruments before? Which instruments?
I abused the out of my piano.

20. Do you like taking selfies? Why or why not?
No, I'm not photogenic.

21. List 3 things you like about yourself?
My high self-esteem
My amazingly sculpted Adonis body.
My ability to lie to myself to the point of delusion.

22. What is the best advice someone has ever given you?
"Even if they're your ride or die homies if they aren't willing to grow with you, cut that out of your life." - Some drugged out cousin of mine, 2017

23. Do you have what it takes to raise a child? Why or why not?
Hell no, I hate children. 

24. How do you cheer yourself up after a bad day?
I don't. I wallow in it even more. D:

25. When was the last time you felt awkward?
Yesterday

26. Are you introverted or extroverted? Or a mixture of both?
Introverted, the quiet lyfe, is the best lyfe.

27. What constitutes a good friend?
If they are good, they're a good friend.

28. Would you rather have a lot of friends to hang out with or just one best friend?
Wouldn't question 26 kinda already answer that?

29. In a regular day, what do you not want to hear?
The silence in my head, I get lonely without the voices. D:

30. What is your dream job?
Professional life up.

31. Is it better to be lazy but smart or hardworking but unintelligent?
Lazy but smart. I feel it will justify my motives if I had any. 

32. What is a truth about yourself that others find hard to believe?
Idk.

33. What have you always wondered about the other gender?
Nothing.

34. Which fantasy world would you like to visit the most?
I'm sick of the isekai genre, and I hope it burns in hell. Anything from Studio Ghibli would be nice though. 

35. Describe the worst friend you have ever befriended.
I choose my friends wisely so I've never had a "bad" friend. But I guess the ones I've lost contact with then.

36. Imagine that you have switched bodies with someone you don't know. You can't switch back. What do you do?
Depends who it would be, I could have the power to destroy the world or just be a homeless crackhead. Either way, I'm ed. 

37. If you found the recipe for immortality, would you sell it or would you burn it?
Sell it, profit and no longer my responsibility.

38. What is the most important, applicable class you have ever taken?
idk grade school maths? 

39. Name the last book you read.
Haha...

40. Imagine that you are unable to express emotion. How would this affect your world?
Oh dear, what should I do? it's not like a write it out or tells people how I feel. DDD:

41. When was the last time you made the first move?
I always make the first move ;D That was a lie. I never do that.

42. What is your opinion on electronic music such as dubstep or trap?
Some are good, some are traaaaash.

43. What was the last movie you watched?
Haha...

44. Do you like and appreciate your life?
Appreciate? Yes. Like? It could be better.

45. Do you like and appreciate yourself?
Appreciate? Yes. Like? I could be better.

46. When was the last time you cried?
I cry myself to sleep every night. :D

47. What are you scared of?
Fear itself :O

48. What is the most embarrassing, cringe-worthy thing you have ever done?
There's so many but I can't think of one right now. It's 1 am and I'm tired 

49. What are some of your hobbies?
Drawing, if I have the motivation. Writing if I have the motivation. Vidya. And broadening the branches of my ever expanding knowledge on the consumption of various  Haha, you thought I was going to say drugs! Well, You're right.

50. What is a superficial yet annoying mistake you constantly make?
Typpos.

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NyxUlrich_186 #1
This is so funny hahaha
IcyWish
#2
Goddammit!! Your last answer, mann.. T_T don't do thiss..
your answers are so damn funny btw like.. just yes. yes. i love it. so much personality, and i died several times over. thank you for deciding to waste your time on this TvT