Having an older brother
Expectation: *Fighting all the time*
Reality:
Bro: if you were a star, what would your p-name be?
Me: hmm probably 'ia lust' cuz Im a and lust is self explainatory. Whats your p-name?
Bro: I like the name alex 
Me: Alex what?
Bro: *thinking*
Me: * shiny light bulbs pops in*
Me: Alex Dickwood! Ya seem like the type of guy who would in the woods. No offense.
Bro: dude, wtf?