This is my first blog post don't hate on me please.

        Recently I was at the US Space and Rocket Center for a week-long space academy, and while I was on the drive up there I noticed some weird things. Now, being in The South you're bound to see some weird stuff here and there, but one thing about the drive from Mobile County to Huntsville is that it's long. Long and boring. I would have gone brain dead if it wasn't for some of the insane $h!t I saw up there. I know y'all are are just here for the list so here we go 

Driving in Alabama

Trees trees trees trees

Trees with Kudzu

Gas stations

Go to Church or THE DEVIL WILL GET YOU

More trees

Even more kudzu

Clumps of neighborhoods

Trees trees trees

Confederate Flag. A biggun, too

Half hidden Church

Big Church

That girl is kinda cute, no wait that's a guy with a pony tail.

Todd's Produce

Confederate flags on trucks

De Soto cavern

Hawai'i tag ????

Mobile home lot

Country music

Empty exit signs

A gigantic Peach

Cows

iPhone bumper sticker??

That sinister feeling you get when passing a building or patch of forest.

Christian Music (TM)

Those stations that pride themselves in not playing rap music ????

Jack's

Vote for (insert random elect here) signs every 15 feet.

Nothing

Rich white golf course

I don't think I've stressed how many trees are in Alabama. 3/4 of the state is a forest.

Walmart towns. 

Hunt. Fish. Earn a degree.

Garbage trap, hipster, bro country,Baptsist radio ministry

Alabama Loves Dew

Wacky Inflatable flailing arm Tube Man

Big Ads

"Real Christians LOVE their enemies."

Butterville

More nothing.