So I have the craziest math tutor ever. Currently I am failing math so yeah. Except I got a nutty tutor.

First things first, he only lets me on the computer for an hour. WTF Tutor? You aren't my mom. I sneak on at school though. LOL

Second thing, he gives me like a gajillion problems to do each day cause he claims that I need the practice. .__. He .

His name is Mr. Perry Lee, but he likes to be called Hawk. LOL WHAT THE? 

HE IS A SADISITIC MAN. When I got twenty problems wrong out of 50, he made me run two miles. When I got an F on a test, he made recite all the eqautions of pi. What the? I only know 3.14....

He made me watch a video called Flatland. Oh gosh, I wanted to murder myself.

He apparently gets aroused by horses. 0.0 I'm really creeped out by this.

Mr. Lee likes to crack jokes, but they're horrible. Even worse than Onew's. Like seriously. Except I find Onew's jokes funny. Mr. Lee's are just...

Mr. Lee: What do you call the tip of a triangle?

Me: Uh... A vertex?

Mr. Lee: NO! A pointy thing silly.

Me: ... ;A; This is painful.

I can't even....

OH! OH! And also he likes to make fun of me. I'm short. Like really short. And he's like a freaking giant at 6'11. He calls me dwarf, smurfette, mouse, ant, pigeon, raccon, chipmunk, bunny, and squirrel. Like seriously... WTF. I AM NOT THAT SHORT TO BE CALLED AN ANT.

But we had this conversation yesterday while I was watching 2NE1's Ugly.

Me: Hello Hawk.

Mr. Lee: Hello Anita. *turns back to watch the video*

.... Akward turtle ....

Mr. Lee: *watches Dara intensely*

Me: ... *creeped out* 

Mr. Lee: I had no idea you were a Blackjack Anita. 

Me: ... *thinking* WTF Mr. Lee is a Dara fanboy and K-pop listener?

Mr. Lee: Cl, Minzy, Dara, and Bom are very pretty. This song...

Me: Yes, I agree.

.... Conversation ends cause Mr. Lee ends up fanboying at Dara...

So yeah, I found out that he's a Blackjack. Interesting isn't it? LOL XD HE IS STILL A NUT THOUGH. I can't believe he's only twenty-three. He's a supposed math genius, but I guess he's just really good at math.

So there it goes, my yesterday.