Iboh's Life Summarized
hi guys here's one of my top reasons to live
i love this fluffy cotton ball
she's the bestestestestest spouse ever omg wtf
i don't deserve her
actually no one does she's too good for this universe
here's 1/1000th of the reasons to love, appreciate and admire her
1) she's sweet
she's literally the sweetest person ever she'll make your teeth rot with her kindness and warmth, like srsly there's not a single day that goes by without her complimenting me even tho i'm a pile of , what did i do to deserve this
2) she's friendly
hands down one of the most out-going people i've ever come across. there's a 345% chance you already know her, mostly because she approached you first. she makes friends so quick that i almost doubt she actually likes human interaction
3) she's cute
how can someone type so in cutely idgi. if your heart doesn't have a hard on for her then you i hope your plug gets in by your
4) she's talented
hi hello thiS IS YOUR ING WAKE UP CALL STOP IN SLEEPING ON PURE UNADULTERATED TALENT GO READ HER WORKS YOU RUSTY DOORKNOB. I LOVE HER WRITING STYLE SO MUCH IT'S NOT FUNNY. IT'S LIGHT AND FLUFFY AND PERFECT LIKE MACARONS CRAFTED BY THE GODS OF WRITING WHOSE S ARE PROBABLY FEATHER QUILLS AND INK POTS OR SOMETHING
5) she's lovable
6) i'd still love her endlessly if she weren't all those things
7) she's the kind of person i'd write poetry for
and i've written poetry only for my mother, my best friend and my pet plant so far
8) she's beautiful
you'll know what i'm talking about if you speak to her asdfghjkl her personality is the cutest
9) she puts in a lot of effort
into everything she does, even small relationships online. she's like an ice-cream cone of positive energy, sprinkled with love, and drizzling in purity i appreciate her existence a lot but i don't think i tell her that very often bc i'm awkward when it comes to emotions and should really ing change that because she deserves more than just "hi ily hope you have a good day <3"
10) you, you're more than enough
i have so many more reasons and a larger yet cluster of happy, peach induced thoughts flocking my mind right now i can't think straight and i'd like to end this by saying that she's perfect to me and i hope that counts for something
(note: have a good day, work hard doing what you do and make me proud okay?)
thanks for reading; this week's episode of "oh it's iboh" was brought to you by this song that i dedicate to the loml
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