I just tried to get more cookies this is legit the convo with my mom:
Me: "Is there a plate?"
Her: "A plate? For what?"
Me:"The cookies."
Her: *gives me a hug* "Didn't you already have some cookies?"
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Her: *takes plate from my hand* "Yeah hahaha go sit down. "
Me:BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I LAUGHED LIKE A MANIAC AND I DONT KNOW WHY

Yeah I'm pretty sure I'm crazy.