A Bitter Christmas (by a bitter Arin)

 

I’m dreaming of a White Christmas

Because it never ing snows

Where the people glisten

With sweat that frickin'

are you fainting oh

 

Oh the weather outside is frightful

It’s humid every ing day

Since we’re near the equator

It won’t snow it won’t snow it won’t snow

 

Rudolph the red nose reindeer

Had a red and shiny nose

But what they never told you

He was having a heat

 

You better watch out

You better not cry

Better not pout I'm telling you why

Of course we won't have snow, it's Thailand (me to my sister tbh)

 

Last Christmas I gave you my heart

But the very next day

It melted away

This year

Just like every year

I’ll keep it in a cold freezer

 

I really can’t stay

Baby it’s cold outside-

No its not it’s ing 24 degrees celcius good damn bye

 

Mary did you know

That your baby boy

FORGOT TO TELL HIS POPS THAT THEY MISSED A BUNCH OF SPOTS WHEN THEY DECIDED THEY WANTED TO PUT SNOW ON THE EARTH 

 

Cause I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

I'll let the world know

All I want for Christmas is snow

(Snow oh oh baby)

 

 

 

(gee i wonder whats on my wishlist)

(tbh the weather's actually really nice now but asdfghjkl still hot also overexaggerations^)