ohhalso(let's just keep this part from the original post here cos idk let's keep the credit to glittery and who they originally made it for!!!)

so my wonderful fren glittery wanted to compile up a bunch of questions for me to answer so heRE WE ARE LOL

I dare you to name it "Questions For the AFF King"
fine but i don't want to

I also dare you to include this disclaimer from me in it:
DISCLAIMER:i made these up off the top of my head so i apologize if i accidentally offend anyone; i didn't mean to. also they're in a total chaos order since that's how my brain works and that's how i wrote them.

Also I dare you to copy the questions exactly how i wrote them and not make them more... sophisticated or formal or whatever.
lmao sure buti'm gonna fix spelling and grammatical errors no one can stop me from this
 

-4) how is your bf? (DON'T FORGET TO HUG HIM FOR ME)

jokes on u i don't have one huhu


-3) who was your first meaningful friend on aff?

ummmm i think the first person i ever had like a real friendship (??) kind of thing is yoonhae4us, the girl knows some of my real life friends now cos of how life turned out so that's pretty cool LOOL HEY IF YOU'RE READING THIS HIIIII


-2) what was the first "big moment" in your aff writing career you felt excited about? (or none if you don't really care) (stuff like: reaching 100 comments or 500 subs or 1,000 unique subs etc)

the first time i ever got featured duuHHH it happened like this sunday morning and i was in the car with my friends and we were going to this 5k run (color run in jakarta!! haha <3) and i was like secretly opening aff and BAM I SAW THE COMMENTS THEN BAM I SAW THE GOLD STAR AND I LITERALLY COULD NOT STOP FIDGETING AND LAUGHING TO MYSELF LIKE CRAZY AHAHAHHAHA


-1) do you ever make yourself laugh with your writing because i do and my thinking process goes like "wow i'm so hilarious" and then i think some more and i'm like "i'm probably the only one who thinks that's funny"

yESS HAHAHAH I laugh at my own jokes all the time, even tho they're probably not that funny HAHHAH and then when i go back to read my fics after a while just so i don't forget where i was at (lmao this happens guys) and i see sth funny(ish) i'm like "pshh what the hell was i thinking back then puahahahahaha"


0) i didn't think this through now there's a number zero

ASK HOW MANY NIGHTS I'VE BEEN THINKING OF YOU, ZERO, ZERO (hmu if u got the ref)


1) tag a ton of other people to do this because i know some people are probably going to do it anyway and i like reading other people's they're usually funny (also they don't have to do -4 because that's for you you special human)

to all the people who weren't specifically tagged but wanna do this anyway (aka more people like me)


2) what is your favorite hair color you've had?

my life is boring so LOL I'VE HAD MY HAIR BLACK MY WHOLE LIFE btw i'm sorry i cannot help but fix the spacing


3) what hair color have you not done that you would love to do?

i'm not that crazy with haircolors so if i dyed my hair, which i want to do, i'll probably try just the normal shades of brown and/or something reddish (see? boring :'))


4) what's the most attractive personality trait a person can have?

i promise i'm not copying jae's answer but ya, maturity... damn maturity is hella attractive (which means i am also hella ugly AHHAHAHAH) 

but other than that i... the lowkey sweet/kind type (the one where they're like nah not gonna do it but then secretly they do it in their own way idk what this is called), ummm quick wits?  oh jeez intelligence too <3 


5) what do you dislike most about yourself?

oops i don't think you wanna go here!!! :) 

basically i don't like a whole lot, i care sOOOOOSOOSOSOOO much of what people think, like it's just ridiculous you don't know how much time i've wasted fretting over details i was worried people would think about-- damn.  i also don't like how i can't ING COMMIT TO ROUTINES LIKE OMG WEIGHTLOSS!!  TRYING TO GROW EYELASHES!!!  HEALTHY SLEEP-WAKE ROUTINE!!!  God knows how they're all busted because i can't keep to it!!!  also i hateee how i'm so quick tempered sometimes like damn trish chill


6) what do you love most about yourself?

i... idk?  

i mean... i come off as an i bet but i pride myself in being a nice person deep down.  idk it's hard to explain and it might not even be true but i-- ok you know what that was weird let's look for another one ahahah ha ha  . 

i like how i'm actually a pretty good friend if we're tight already, i guess?  i mean sometimes, no most of the time i feel like i'm the one giving more in relationships but cos i actually care about them i truly don't mind, i enjoy being there for them and all that , and i think this is one part of what i mean when i said i'm actually pretty ing nice deep down.


7) if you could have any superpower what would it be?

the power to stop time, teleport (this isn't a matter of Kai or EXO, it's a matter of TELEPORTATION WOULD SAVE ME SO MUCH TIMEEEE), the power to read minds SELECTIVELY i guess HAHHAHA


8) what is your favorite color?

I like shades of peach <3 

9) is there someone you've discovered recently and become obsessed with?

korean skincare youtube videos HAHAHA


10) what song are you listening to on repeat right now?

so far away - martin garrix david guetta etc 

crystal snow - bts 

11) who do you not say "i love you" enough to?

definitely my parents


12) if you could magically turn into a mermaid, unicorn, or a vampire, which one would it be and why? also tell us what colors you'd be (idk what eye color you'd have if you choose vamp)

a mermaid cos the ocean is sooo cool and pretty omgg!!!!  colors?  i'd keep my appearance the same, maybe make my irises like brownish/greyish or something just for the sake of a little change, i want my hair to be longer and flowier like mermaid hair, and i don't mind it still being black but maybe with brown highlights!  then i'm gonna wear idk what color bra HAHHA but i want like a deep wine color red tail cos i think that'd be majestic af hoho

also i want OH I KNOW WHAT BRA!!!! I want Candice's 2013 Royal Fantasy Bra muahahahha!!!  yasss gonna look bomb asf <3

13) what is your favorite fruit

i like mangos and bananas and melons


14) does it bother you i didn't put a question mark on the one before?

not really?  (does it bother u that there's one there)


15) describe a story idea that you would love to read but not write

ummm idk i don't even have story ideas for myself lmaooo


16) what is the most unattractive personality trait someone can have?

arrogance and when someone just won't admit that they're wrong already!!!!


17) what was your least favorite school subject?

PE lmfao 


18) what is your favorite dessert?

u telling me to pick one?!  not possible 

i like creme brulees, panacotta, and ohh mannn i'm such a er for ice cream!!!  so far my fav fav fAV flavour ever is Bailey in Giolitti, that gelato shop in Rome that i already have a visual map of.  i'm pretty sure i can find my way back to the shop myself if i ever go back to rome one day haha


19) what is one skill you wish you had but don't?

any like cool skill that i really mastered, tbh.  for now it'd be ice skating.  when i was little(ish) i used to take lessons and it got to a point where i could lift a leg already and all that but of course because i you know my lack of commitment thing i stopped and now i'm a potato


20) what is your greatest accomplishment?

(jae's answer here is pure gold although i'm sure it's a lot more serious than it sounds haha) ummmm oh god i'm so unaccomplished, ask me again in 10 yrs okay!!! 

edit: being on this site for 4 years even though so many things piss!! me!!! off!!!!  (thanks to glittery who noticed it first and made me notice!!)


21) what do you think is the best thing you've done for someone?

okay now this is the other question i answered earlier (the one where i said i'm nice and ) coming back to bite me in the !!!! ok regularly coached this guy into getting his girl ok (that might also be my biggest accomplishment lmaooo)


22) what is one small thing that makes you happy when someone does?

 holding the door for me with a smile idk why the smile makes such a difference

so i guess the answer here would be

smiles 

/shrugs/

23) rainbow or supermoon?

rainbow COS RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRIES AHAHAHHA (do u guys know what i'm talking about here)


24) what is something someone said to you that made you happy?

oh man i can't remember right now but i'm sure there's something...

25) what helps you feel better?

food... sleep... ranting to a friend (highkey this one tho)


26) who is someone on aff you want to be closer to?

just all my existing friends already haha (i haven't finished cleaning my friendlist tho rip)


27) do you cry/feel more sad when the dog in a movie dies or one of the main characters?

depends on the dog's contribution to the plot and stuff ok!!!  HAHAHA 


28) name your top five kpop groups

super junior (y'all already know they're gonna be here, they're my OGs) 

snsd (female OGs) 

bts, exo (i'm not gonna even put them at different levels because i honestly dk these two come like a package for me LMFAO) 

bigbang (best songs ever HANDS DOWN) 

basically i'm still stuck in 2nd gen HAHA


29) if you could be an idol for a day (like idk steal their body and life) who would you be?

fam OK THIS IS FUNNNNNN 

first of all i'm gonna be... idk i wanna be seulgi, cos yo i wanna be someone who can rock those baby bangs!!!  also i wanna have abs and dance well and sing well.  but i don't know if she's close to the guy idols i like or not (HAHAHHAHA) so maybe i wanna be yeri, cos she's like everyone's baby, but then again i'd be short again even in an alternate life so maybe i'll just be yoona and have a whole republic fall in love with me LMAO 

i'd hit on everyone for sure

and ruin her image

but i'd hit on everyone while i can HAHAH ohhhhHH ALSOO she's pretty close to donghae i'm assuming cos yoonhae?!  it's literally a ship lmfao so yes DEFINITELY YOONA <33 (donghae's the man ok)


30) what is your favorite number?

9 fam


31) aren't these questions (and non-questions because i at this) just so great and insightful and totally not a waste of time?

definitely!!!! 10/10 would recommend doing while u should be studying instead!!!


32) who was your first kpop group?

super junior dUUHHH <33333


33) what is the cutest sounding word?

boji!  it's my word for my sis haha :)))))) 


34) what is your favorite word to write in cursive?

faith (literally copy-learned this off a friend HAHA), my name when i'm lazy, etc <-- yes this word, this is not an etc


35) if you could name a kingdom, what would it be called?

what kind of question is this 

"My Kingdom" just because i'm super creative



36) would you rather someone who says sorry too often or never says sorry?

sorry too often!!!  i like saying no no it's okay!!! HAHAHA


37) if you could put each member of your favorite kpop guy group into an outfit of your choosing, what would you make them wear?

formal suits, or crisp white shirts with sleeves rolled to their elbows cos that is THE weakness for me ok guys


38) should i have made this more professional sounding?

how are u gonna make an aff questionnaire professional sounding lmfao


39) how many times a day do you pee?

(bout 3 times <-- jae that's kind of unhealthy)

i pee a LOOTT speaking of which i actually need to pee right now!!!


40) if you were an inanimate object, what would you be?

like a security camera cos i'm actually nosy as heck HAHA 


41) what's your favorite hOLiDay?

THE ONES THAT COME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL YEAR SO LIKE FALL/WINTER READING BREAK YASSS HAHAHA cos it's like, you're going through the stages of stress, in the stage of exhaustion already (i'm reviewing psych 101 here lmfao) and your stress has reached the point where demands exceed your physical resources and you're just tired and your body is ready to break down when WHOOP READING BREAK'S GOT YOU READING BREAK'S HERE TO SAVE <333 suddenly it's a short little holiday!!


42) would you rather be a librarian or a ninja turtle?

considering how i'm lazy and i like books... librarian haha


43) koalas or kangaroos?

KOALA COS YOU ALREADY KNOW WHY 

sleeeeepp!!!  eattt!!!! wake for 5 mins!!!  repeat!!!!


44) what is a country you haven't visited but would love to one day?

Austria!!!  Greece!!


45) what is your favorite food?

sushi, sashimi, steak
(expen$$$ive ta$$te)

46) if you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

murdering/terrorism wouldn't exist


47) on a scale of 1 to 10 how funny do you consider yourself?

-68 (cos jae is still funnier :( )


48) do you have any ridiculous fears?

i literally cannot watch any horror movies ok i'm scared of a LOT


49) what is the best time of the day?

super late at night/early AM


50) spicy or sour? sweet or savory?

SPICYYYY also i cannot for the life of me decide between sweet or savoury.  like... these two are special in their own ways man and i cannot pick one!!!  but for now cos i'm suddenly thinking of my caf's chicken fingers, savoury 

OK THE DAMAGE IS DONE I HAVE TO GO STUDY NOW COMMENT STH DOWN BELOW IF YOU'RE READING