HEADDESK(s)! 。 :ㅤ bae geonㅤಥ_ಥㅤ
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OFFICE(R)!
nickname!
the lesser bae;
them: bae? oh, bae shiyoon! i love her
him: sweats. no, bae geon
them: oh, . . are you related
him: no, we ju-
them: oh good - for her. seems like she really missed a bullet there
director EGGeon;
the staff under boy geon started referring to their boss with it after they saw him eat the same lunch three weeks in a row - hard boiled eggs and a salad
them: bae? oh, bae shiyoon! i love her
him: sweats. no, bae geon
them: oh, . . are you related
him: no, we ju-
them: oh good - for her. seems like she really missed a bullet there
director EGGeon;
the staff under boy geon started referring to their boss with it after they saw him eat the same lunch three weeks in a row - hard boiled eggs and a salad
ryanssi;
his username for any website ultimately, it comes from his obsession with the emoticon from kkt
his username for any website ultimately, it comes from his obsession with the emoticon from kkt
birthday! feb 7 (#25)
birthplace! 1st floor bathroom of his parents' house
hometown! ilsan, sk
faceclaim! yang sejong
alternative(s)! young k; day6 / jung jaewon; solo
height! 189cm
weight! 75kg
appearance!
geon usually wears contact lenses for his vision, but occasionally he'll wear his circle shaped glasses ie. if he is sick or forgot to pick up new contacts
geon usually wears contact lenses for his vision, but occasionally he'll wear his circle shaped glasses ie. if he is sick or forgot to pick up new contacts
style!
when it comes to work, geon doesn't want to draw attention to himself. he wants to come to work, work, and go home. he tries to blend in with everyone else around him and ended up with a closet full of turtlenecks and black pants.
at home, geon sticks to the comfort of his tracksuits and sweatpants. no need for bright colors or high-end fashion pieces, since this boy never leaves his ing house.
work wear
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when it comes to work, geon doesn't want to draw attention to himself. he wants to come to work, work, and go home. he tries to blend in with everyone else around him and ended up with a closet full of turtlenecks and black pants.
at home, geon sticks to the comfort of his tracksuits and sweatpants. no need for bright colors or high-end fashion pieces, since this boy never leaves his ing house.
work wear
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personality trait(s)!
✚ patient, intelligent, loner, tepid
✖ detached, aloof, lazy, sweaty
elaboration!
casual conversations are geon's least favorite activity. he's not very good at it, and would rather escape into the safety of the bathroom. when he does get stuck in a social situation, he's a sweating mess and either says way too little, or way too much in that shaky
geon is too smart for his own good. it's good since he's never jipped anyone out of their paycheck money, but the boy spends more time in the dark corner of his mind thinking about the purpose of life than going out and actually making a life for himself.
he knows he doesn't have many friends, but honestly he doesn't mind. it gives him time to focus on things that he really wants to, like finding out if aliens are real or not.
low level social skills, low level emotional skills, low level motivation. it's a wonder how this guy got a job in the first place.
casual conversations are geon's least favorite activity. he's not very good at it, and would rather escape into the safety of the bathroom. when he does get stuck in a social situation, he's a sweating mess and either says way too little, or way too much in that shaky
geon is too smart for his own good. it's good since he's never jipped anyone out of their paycheck money, but the boy spends more time in the dark corner of his mind thinking about the purpose of life than going out and actually making a life for himself.
he knows he doesn't have many friends, but honestly he doesn't mind. it gives him time to focus on things that he really wants to, like finding out if aliens are real or not.
low level social skills, low level emotional skills, low level motivation. it's a wonder how this guy got a job in the first place.
background!
even since he was a kid, geon wasn't the most social and preferred to be in the comfort of his room. no one knew if the fact he was the product of a home birth had an effect on him or if he was allergic to the sun. either way, his parent's tried to encourage him to be more outgoing at school - though both being bloggers, they weren't setting a good example.
at school, geon would always sit at the furthest desk in the back and diligently worked on his assigned problems. every now and again, he would try to talk with the people around him, but his classmates would snicker and joke behind his back. though it didn't bother him too much (honestly he didn't want to talk to them in the first place anyways), it did cause him to pull back more from everyone.
so he spent his time out of school in his room or at the library, reading book after book about the world and it's mysteries. he studied a lot and when he wasn't studying his schoolwork, he was studying about his favorite obsession - aliens.
as he aged, he wanted to build his own spaceship to travel into space. though, until he started researching, he didn't realize how expensive and extensive it was. so he decided to head to college and learn how to save, manage and know about money and how finances work in general.
though he knows he probably won't ever make it to outer space, he's still got a savings fund for the possibility.
lifestyle!
even since he was a kid, geon wasn't the most social and preferred to be in the comfort of his room. no one knew if the fact he was the product of a home birth had an effect on him or if he was allergic to the sun. either way, his parent's tried to encourage him to be more outgoing at school - though both being bloggers, they weren't setting a good example.
at school, geon would always sit at the furthest desk in the back and diligently worked on his assigned problems. every now and again, he would try to talk with the people around him, but his classmates would snicker and joke behind his back. though it didn't bother him too much (honestly he didn't want to talk to them in the first place anyways), it did cause him to pull back more from everyone.
so he spent his time out of school in his room or at the library, reading book after book about the world and it's mysteries. he studied a lot and when he wasn't studying his schoolwork, he was studying about his favorite obsession - aliens.
as he aged, he wanted to build his own spaceship to travel into space. though, until he started researching, he didn't realize how expensive and extensive it was. so he decided to head to college and learn how to save, manage and know about money and how finances work in general.
though he knows he probably won't ever make it to outer space, he's still got a savings fund for the possibility.
lifestyle!
home!
as of now, geon has been living in a shabby rooftop apartment down the street from his office building. he's stealing wifi from his neighbor; drying his clothes on the roof ledge; and constantly worrying his landlord that he's dead. though his rent checks somehow find their way in the mailbox so he isn't too worried.
geon only moved into the place because the rent was relatively cheap, and because he was happy his didn't have to ride public transportation to get to work. it was only a few minutes away from the office, so every morning if you have a good eye, you can spot him
when he's by himself is when he is happiest. being alone gives geon time to recharge and decompress from the day, and the people he was around. in a perfect world, he'd never leave his house for anything, and in this day and age, it's possible.
daily schedule!
because he totally has his life together like every other 25 year something out there
[630am] Wakes up with enough time to run his hands through his hair, brush his teeth and get dressed. Heads to work.
[Work-Thirty] Clocking in and setting up his workspace. Checking e-mails he won't respond to, avoiding phone calls, sitting in the bathroom for 3 hours so he misses the meetings, the usual.
[1200am] Avoids the break room at all costs. Eats at his desk.
[600pm] Runs out of the office and sprints home. Throws off his work sweats and puts his home sweats back on.
[630pm] Orders way too much take-out. Leaves an envelope with money and a note on the door for the delivery man to leave the food outside. Watches reruns of ancient aliens.
[800pm] Showers, puts the leftovers he left on the counter in the fridge.
[930pm - Whenever he passes out] Either watching dramas or movies on amazonprime because you know damn well he's not paying $110/year for nothing. Sleeps on the couch most nights.
trivia(s)!
like(s) & hobbie(s)!
— conspiracy theories (especially about aliens)
— watches too many documentaries
— researches alien encounters
— loves eggs
— always ordering take-out + rarely goes grocery shopping
— if he has to go shopping, he will either order online or go out in the dead of night when no one is around
quirk(s)!
— a sweating mess
— thinks you who came from the stars could be about him
— sighs way too often and exhales way too loudly
— his mouth is a word garbage disposal
— allergic to coffee and alcohol + tmi: they give him the s
— afraid of lit candles + !fire hazard!
— will run into the bathroom to get out of a one-on-one conversation
— afraid of children + they talk too much
— will say the wrong thing at the wrong time
quote(s)!
— "the phone's ringing. it never does that, what do i do?"
— *in the middle of a conversation* "so what are your thoughts on aliens?"
— *bumps into a desk* "oh, i'm sorry."
— "i think i was abducted as a child. by aliens, no, oh my god. not abducted like abducted. oh god."
— "why can't i work from home?" x 100
— *awkward laughs* "ha-ha ha, of course i'm not staring at chungha. why would i do that? i was looking at the wall. making sure the paint was dry, ha -haha."
— " *silent sweating* "
— *bumps into a wall* "i'm so sorry."
like(s) & hobbie(s)!
— conspiracy theories (especially about aliens)
— watches too many documentaries
— researches alien encounters
— loves eggs
— always ordering take-out + rarely goes grocery shopping
— if he has to go shopping, he will either order online or go out in the dead of night when no one is around
quirk(s)!
— a sweating mess
— thinks you who came from the stars could be about him
— sighs way too often and exhales way too loudly
— his mouth is a word garbage disposal
— allergic to coffee and alcohol + tmi: they give him the s
— afraid of lit candles + !fire hazard!
— will run into the bathroom to get out of a one-on-one conversation
— afraid of children + they talk too much
— will say the wrong thing at the wrong time
quote(s)!
— "the phone's ringing. it never does that, what do i do?"
— *in the middle of a conversation* "so what are your thoughts on aliens?"
— *bumps into a desk* "oh, i'm sorry."
— "i think i was abducted as a child. by aliens, no, oh my god. not abducted like abducted. oh god."
— "why can't i work from home?" x 100
— *awkward laughs* "ha-ha ha, of course i'm not staring at chungha. why would i do that? i was looking at the wall. making sure the paint was dry, ha -haha."
— " *silent sweating* "
— *bumps into a wall* "i'm so sorry."
CONTRACT
comments!
oh god this is such trash i rushed so much
note: they're both socially awks, but i tried to base geon off of being more socially challenged ie. no social skills, where chungha is awk in the sense she's insecure about how others see her so she tries hard to fit in, but fails . . someone protec her
oh god this is such trash i rushed so much
note: they're both socially awks, but i tried to base geon off of being more socially challenged ie. no social skills, where chungha is awk in the sense she's insecure about how others see her so she tries hard to fit in, but fails . . someone protec her
also kdjafl ik their relationship stuff is i wanted to d*e
scene suggestions!
— company holiday parties
— geon mopping up his own sweat IM JOKING
— coworker pranks
— company camping trip + like it's supposed to be a team building retreat, but no one wants to be there - someone gets poison ivy, someone gets lost in the woods, they forgot to bring food
— company holiday parties
— geon mopping up his own sweat IM JOKING
— coworker pranks
— company camping trip + like it's supposed to be a team building retreat, but no one wants to be there - someone gets poison ivy, someone gets lost in the woods, they forgot to bring food
password! pitch black jk > charcoal black
office no-mance.
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FINANCE
Q&A
Q&A
how were you hired?
he wiped his, already sweaty, palms on the thighs of his black pants and repeated the question to himself. "hired. . . hired, how was i hired. i don't know actually. i mean, i found the application online and applied, but i thought the job desciption said that i'd be working alone." his eyes darted back and forth from the clock to his lap. "i guess the guy liked my resume, and so now i'm stuck here."
how's the office life?
geon is the one around that office that actually does his work. the main reason is because other people usually leave him alone that way.
also, the permanent "out to lunch" sign on his desk helps too - yeah, it's there even if he is too. when people do come up to his desk, he starts to sweat and hopes that they're actually headed for the copier near his desk.
he's always the first one to arrive (so he doesn't have to go through the awkward "good morning" "how was your weekend" small talk) and the first one to leave, because he doesn't want to spend anymore time than he has too at the office.
on coffee runs, what do you get?
the boy was quick to answer. "coffee gives me the s, so i-oh my god, i'm so sorry. i'm not good at talking to actual people, you know," he waved a hand around his face, "face to face."
he cleared his throat, "iced black tea with pineapple . . . is what i get."
tell me about your company dinners.
"oh, oh. company dinners." he pulled out a napkin and wiped the sweat off his brow. "my staff drag me along if i don't manage to high-tail it out of the office before. 98.9% of the time i succeed, but the last time i failed, i just sat in the furthest corner and snuck out when no one was looking. the first time i failed, joonmyeon hooked his arm around my neck when he saw me leaving, and forced a drink into my hand." a flash of horror came over his face as he looked at his hand. "i tried to make an excuse to go, but he (drunkenly) said he'd fire me if i didn't join in. so . . . i did, and the alcohol hit me within seconds. i barely had time to clench my cheeks and wobble into the bathroom before it happened. it was a long night, that one. very long. i haven't set a foot in that bar in years. i thought i was going to have to call 119 because - " he finally caught himself when he noticed the horrified look on the interviewer's face. "sorry . . . again."
i heard that you're chummy with kim chungha, can you tell me more about them?
"chungha? chummy? i don't know a chungha. isn't that alcohol? i don't drink that often. like i mentioned, if you thought coffee had an effect on me, wait until you see what beer does to my insides, ha-ha ha." finishing with an awkward laugh, the poor boy's sweat glands went into overdrive. of course he knew who chungha was, but ever since he found out she worked in the same office as him, he's been a ghost. she was waaaay cooler than he was, and he didn't want their coworkers to if they knew they were talking. "is it hot in here or is it just me? i think there's something wrong with the a/c. i should go check."
cue the human embodiment of suddenly i have to go: meaning - he sprinted.
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KIM CHUNGHA
nickname!
161cmGAL;
her user for her dating profile
kim;
around the office, most staff memebrs refer to her as kim bc its short and sweet - like her
strawberry short stuff;
geon's play on strawberry shortcake - exhibit a: she's short; exhibit b: she smells like strawberries in the summer
161cmGAL;
her user for her dating profile
kim;
around the office, most staff memebrs refer to her as kim bc its short and sweet - like her
strawberry short stuff;
geon's play on strawberry shortcake - exhibit a: she's short; exhibit b: she smells like strawberries in the summer
birthday! feb 9 (#22)
faceclaim! chungha, kim chungha
alternative(s)! luna; fx / yves; loona
height! 161cm
weight! 49kg
style!
because she's very attentive to the way people take her in, she is always spending more time that's needed to get ready. clean, crisp, and freshly drycleaned is 90% of her closet.
she's always wearing heels even though they burn her calves and scrape the backs of her heels - beauty is pain. the second she's out of the office those things go flying ten feet though so, watch out.
work wear
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because she's very attentive to the way people take her in, she is always spending more time that's needed to get ready. clean, crisp, and freshly drycleaned is 90% of her closet.
she's always wearing heels even though they burn her calves and scrape the backs of her heels - beauty is pain. the second she's out of the office those things go flying ten feet though so, watch out.
work wear
one two three four
character quotes!
— *getting coffee* "what would you order? is it good?"
— someone: i love snails
chungha: omg me too! i loooove snails, they're so cute. their little shells
someone: i meant.. to eat
chungha: ha ha yeah, that's what i meant too
— chungha: hi geon :)
geon: *sweats*
chungha: you're sweating.. *starts to sweat*
geon: *sweats more*
— "i love that too!"
— "they're my favorite band, i have all their albums! *blatantly lies*"
— "ugh, i can't wait to go out for a drink later, either. these numbers are stressing me out."
chungha: omg me too! i loooove snails, they're so cute. their little shells
someone: i meant.. to eat
chungha: ha ha yeah, that's what i meant too
— chungha: hi geon :)
geon: *sweats*
chungha: you're sweating.. *starts to sweat*
geon: *sweats more*
— "i love that too!"
— "they're my favorite band, i have all their albums! *blatantly lies*"
— "ugh, i can't wait to go out for a drink later, either. these numbers are stressing me out."
department! finance
position! staff
personality!
✚ independent, attentive, creative, unpredictable
✖ insecure, liar, unreliable, a bit selfish
this girl dances to the beat of her own drum, but that doesn't mean she's confident in her dance. she's always looking for some kind of reassurance in what she does.
she wants to appeal to those around her and she uses her creativity to do so. in short, she will lie and exaggerate the truth a bit if it gets her out of a sticky situation or make her seem more appealing in the eyes of her coworkers.
in a simple sense, chungha strives to be in the spotlight, even if she doesn't realize she may not be the right fit. she goes back and forth a lot depending on what she thinks people around her want to hear.
✚ independent, attentive, creative, unpredictable
✖ insecure, liar, unreliable, a bit selfish
this girl dances to the beat of her own drum, but that doesn't mean she's confident in her dance. she's always looking for some kind of reassurance in what she does.
she wants to appeal to those around her and she uses her creativity to do so. in short, she will lie and exaggerate the truth a bit if it gets her out of a sticky situation or make her seem more appealing in the eyes of her coworkers.
in a simple sense, chungha strives to be in the spotlight, even if she doesn't realize she may not be the right fit. she goes back and forth a lot depending on what she thinks people around her want to hear.
interaction(s)!
the meeting!
geon and chungha met in one of the ways that geon would only ever meet a potential girlfriend: a dating website. since you know that there is, probably, no way he would actively go out of his way to meet someone.
chungha messaged him first, asking him what her boss was even doing on a dating website.
the talking!
in the beginning, their talking consisted of short sentences, and lots of time gaps.
one day geon mentioned aliens out of the blue, and chungha latched onto it like a leech. she'd never told anyone about her secret obesession with the green little guys. almost for the first time in her life, she felt like she didn't have to lie to make someone like her.
the dating!
geon still hasn't come completely out in the open that the two are dating. yeah, one of the reasons is that coworkers (especially bosses and staff members) aren't really supposed to be dating, but the biggest reason is that: to geon, chungha is well liked among coworkers, while he not so much. he doesn't want the fact of them dating to cause her to be less liked.
as a couple, it took geon a lot time to get comfortable talking face-to-face. he thinks he's always going to say the wrong thing, like he is known for doing.
eventually, chungha breaks their plan of not telling people, "whether you're my boss or not, i want people to know. i want to brag about you." it's safe to say geon sweated puddles that day.
the meeting!
geon and chungha met in one of the ways that geon would only ever meet a potential girlfriend: a dating website. since you know that there is, probably, no way he would actively go out of his way to meet someone.
chungha messaged him first, asking him what her boss was even doing on a dating website.
the talking!
in the beginning, their talking consisted of short sentences, and lots of time gaps.
one day geon mentioned aliens out of the blue, and chungha latched onto it like a leech. she'd never told anyone about her secret obesession with the green little guys. almost for the first time in her life, she felt like she didn't have to lie to make someone like her.
the dating!
geon still hasn't come completely out in the open that the two are dating. yeah, one of the reasons is that coworkers (especially bosses and staff members) aren't really supposed to be dating, but the biggest reason is that: to geon, chungha is well liked among coworkers, while he not so much. he doesn't want the fact of them dating to cause her to be less liked.
as a couple, it took geon a lot time to get comfortable talking face-to-face. he thinks he's always going to say the wrong thing, like he is known for doing.
eventually, chungha breaks their plan of not telling people, "whether you're my boss or not, i want people to know. i want to brag about you." it's safe to say geon sweated puddles that day.
trivia(s)!
— persuaded geon to dress up as a minion with her at the company halloween party. q: how did she even get him to go in the first place? a: she promised they'd leave after 30 min. what a lie
— has a closeted interest in alien myths
— lives in an apartment 10 minutes away from the office
— apart of an online forum group that talks about aliens and crop circles
— brings a toothbrush and toothpaste to work and brushes her teeth everytime she goes to the bathroom + scared of having bad breath
— persuaded geon to dress up as a minion with her at the company halloween party. q: how did she even get him to go in the first place? a: she promised they'd leave after 30 min. what a lie
— has a closeted interest in alien myths
— lives in an apartment 10 minutes away from the office
— apart of an online forum group that talks about aliens and crop circles
— brings a toothbrush and toothpaste to work and brushes her teeth everytime she goes to the bathroom + scared of having bad breath
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tba: open to collab
nickname!
character quotes
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personality n/a
interaction(s)
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trivia(s)
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BAE SHIYOON
nickname!
satan's director;
geon: *under his breath*
shiyoon: what did you say
geon: *sweating* sure, director
satan's director;
geon: *under his breath*
shiyoon: what did you say
geon: *sweating* sure, director
character quotes
— "wait - who are you again?"
— "you know the bathroom isn't the meeting room, right?"
— "so, are we getting our paychecks this week or no?"
— "thanks for gracing us with your - sweaty presence."
— "you know the bathroom isn't the meeting room, right?"
— "so, are we getting our paychecks this week or no?"
— "thanks for gracing us with your - sweaty presence."
personality a sarcastic and merciless workaholic
interaction(s)
— honestly she probably only knows he works there because he sends out the paychecks
— honestly she probably only knows he works there because he sends out the paychecks
— is always yelling at geon
— s: "you know we have meetings for a reason."
g: "you could of just emailed everything."
s: "uHm, exCuse Me, Mr. LoneR LousY LosEr."
— s: "you know we have meetings for a reason."
g: "you could of just emailed everything."
s: "uHm, exCuse Me, Mr. LoneR LousY LosEr."
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