Aries: *sculls it down without a second of hesitation*

Taurus: I am going to admire the smell/presentation of this beverage before I let it gracefully seep into my body.

Gemini: *Drinks beverage whilst also writing an in-depth thesis on beverage*

Cancer: *finishes drink* amen to that.

Leo: Before we start the meeting I'd like to say that from now on this day is favourite beverage day and all you have to do is enjoy the beverage and preach about it to customers. Thank you.

Virgo: Is this the healthiest lifestyle for me? Physically... no, but mentally.... yes!

Libra: Yes if you bought this drink for me on a daily basis we could possibly be lovers.

Scorpio: GET IN MA BELLY!

Sagittarius: I have travelled many days in order to hold you and drink the splendours that you carry.

Capricorn: *holds up finger to anybody who tries to interrupt the moment*

Aquarius: *Cries tears of joy*

Pisces: My first spiritual experience was when I first came into contact with this beverage.