My Expriences With Reading Jihope Fanfics

After reading fifteen chapters finally the first kiss moment:

Jimin: H-H-H-Hobi

Hoseok: *pins Jimin against a wall* I can't hide my feelings anymore. Park Jimin, I am in love with you...

Jimin: But...but...what will your family say?

Hoseok: Screw my family...screw the world no one will get in the way of my love for you *leans in close to kiss Jimin as both their eyes flutter shut*

Yoongi: *stabs Hobi in the back with a knife* I just escape out of jail to finally have my revenge! MUHWAHWAHHAA

Jimin: Oh no! Yoongi why!!! It's been 15 chapters I wanted my kiss!!! WE WERE SO CLOSE! SO CLOSE!!!

Yoongi: Because I'm Yoongi...have fun waiting another 15 more chapters *runs away*

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When Jimin can't decide who the fudge he wants to be with but eventually decides Yoongi on the last chapter:

Hoseok: Jimin have you decided who you are in love with?

Jimin: I thought long and hard

Hoseok: Like my

JImin: SHUT UP I AM BEING SERIOUS HAHAHA...Anyways and I know it's been hard..you both are so amazing but....Suga...he's different..he makes me feel things I never felt before.

Hoseok: But..he's cheated on you and treats you like trash Jimin!
Jimin: Yeah..I know but...he's changed and he really cares bout me..now...for real this time.

Hoseok:...Ok..I won't hold you back..your happieness is most important to me

Jimin: Oh don't say that..you'll find someone too..You're amazing Hobi

Hoseok: No one..will ever love me...

Taehyung: SENPAI NOTICE ME

Jimin: Yah! Don't say that!

Hoseok: No it's true..only you have been able to see into my soul

Yoongi: *pops up*I WON! YES I WONNNNN NICE GUYS FINISH LAST. BYE HOBI *takes Jimin away*

Taehyung: NOTICE ME SENPAI I BEEN THERE FOR YOU SINCE CHAPTER ONE! WHY IS IT WHEN JIMIN IS THE LOVE INTEREST I AM INVISIBLE TO YOU TOT *strips off my clothes* NOTICE ME!!!!

Joongkook: I notice you *winks*

Taehyung: There are enough VKook as it is..I need VHope moments!

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When Jimin hates him but suddenly doesn't:

Jimin: How are you best friends with him..he's so lazy and a total jerkwad

Hoseok: Give him a chance Jimin he's one of the sweetest guys I know

Jimin: I will never like him not in a million years!

4 chapters later

Jimin: I hate you Min Yoongi! How dare you eat all my cheetos and my jams....and you stole my cat!

Yoongi: *gives him a stare and says nothing*

Jimin: ....*heartbeats super fast* Omg what is this feeling I am feeling? I have looked at him so many times but..this time he's y af! OH NO AM I FALLING FOR MY BOYFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND!!

Yoongi: bad boy stare works everytime

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When he's the ex boyfriend:

Hoseok: Jimin no one will ever get in between us

Yoongi: Except me..ex boyfriend is here to take back what's mine *grabs Hobi*

Jimin: WAIT YOU CAN'T DO THAT! IT'S THE 25TH CHAPTER!!! WE WERE GONNA GET MARRIED!!

Yoongi: Have fun trying to steal him back because the readers decided they wanted Sope instead. *winks*

Jimin: AHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO

Jungkook: *winks* Senpai I noticed you

Jimin: GO AWAY JUNGKOOK WE HAVE ENOUGH KOOKMIN MOMENTS AS IT IS!!

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When Hobi takes too dang on long to confess his feelings:

Hoseok: *holding a love letter and sees Jimin he goes to approach him but Yoongi suddenly appears beside Jimin and wraps his arm around him*

Jimin: Y-Y-YOONGI WHAT ARE YOU DOING KYAAA *blushes*

Yoongi: I am here to you from being with Hobi..see even though the tags say Jihope/Hopemin..this is actually a YoonMin fic in disguise hahahaha

Hoseok: *cries* NOOOOOO MY HEARTU

Jungkook: Hey

Hoseok: Oh Jungkook are you here for me?

Jungkook: *runs past Hobi and clings to Jimin and Yoongi* Hey you forgot to mention the YoonMinKook tag ..

Jimin: *blushes*

Yoongi: I get to top...you both

Hoseok: NO ONE LOVES ME *cries*

Taehyung: I do

Hoseok: WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER IN THIS FIC THE AUTHOR MADE US BROTHERS

Taehyung: hey.. is wincest *winks*

I actually hate LOL Ok sorry for this..I jsut needed a laugh..been feeling crappy lately and needed a little break. Oh and I love Suga btw..and these are a bit exagerated but yeah..this is something I keep seeing with the Jihope fics I read around the interent especially Archive of Our Own and here on Asianfanfics. And I am not poiting anyone out or anything I have had so much fun reading all the Jihope fics even if Jimin doesn't choose Hobi in the end.