✉ㅤMUSHU, ARE YOU READY TO GET LIT?
PERSONALITY
-as a gecko, i live a very laid-back lifestyle. i spend my days half aslep on branches unless someone decides to take me out and play. i am fairly lazy, and only run when i sense danger.
STUDENT INFORMATION
ARE YOU AN OLD OR NEW MEMBER?
-this is my second year in the aquarium of room 403.
WHAT DEPARTMENT ARE YOU APPLYING FOR?
YEAR LEVEL AS OF AY 2017-2018?
-reptile.
SPECIALISATION?
-i am curently majoring in "the art of capturing live crickets"
GRADE LAST AY 2017-2018?
-the first day of fall semester i tried taking classes and almost got stepped on, twice. the headmaster no longer allows me to leave my aquarium witout supervision.
DO YOU WORK PART TIME?
-I cannot work i am a gecko
OTHER THAN LIT, DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER ACTIVITIES, CLUBS, ORGANIZATIONS?
-unless a group member takes me to another club, LIT club is my home.
UNIVERSITY LIFE
-i like my aquarium very much. i have many sticks and leaves to hide beind when i'm sleping, and the club does a very good job of feeding me good fod right when i'm hungry. i'm usually okay with members taking me out from the enclosure as long as i'm not eating. when i'm outside, they usually give me snaks, so i'm not complaining.
PLATFORM
-naeun has taken the libertea of creating me an Instagram. it is @mushuislit. (coming soon)
PAIR YOU UP?
-this depends soley on if you loking for baby geckos
(hardly) IMPORTANT PEOPLE
soon siwon (21) kim hanbin, big
- "if this ing thing bites me I'm thowing it out the window."- -soon siwon, his first time taking mushu out of the aquarium.
- lim tayoung (20) kim hyerim, big
- "is that a SNAKE?"- -lim tayoung, upon first seeing mushu in room 403.
- jeon naeun (25+) kim taeyeon, big
- "i swear he was just here!"- -jeon naeun, after losing mushu.
Q1: SO, HELLO! MUSHU, RIGHT? I'M SIWON, PRESIDENT OF THE LIT CLUB, HERE TO CONDUCT THE CONSULTATION. FIRST THING'S FIRST, HOW'S THE SEMESTER BEEN TREATING YOU?
what are you saying i'm ovr here.
Q2: HUH, DON'T WE ALL. I'M QUITE SURPRISED ABOUT THE YEAR'S TURNOUT FOR LIT. NEVERTHELESS, THIS IS GREAT NEWS. TELL ME, WHY DID YOU JOIN LIT? WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS IT ABOUT?
i had no choice the janitor stuck me in her.
Q3: WOW. THAT'S... INTERESTING... HUH. WHAT ARE YOUR EXPECTATIONS FROM ME, TAEYOUNG, THE REST OF THE EXECUTIVE BOARD AND FROM LIT?
i'm ovr here who are you talking to
Q4: THIS IS GOING TO BE A LITTLE STRAIGHTFORWARD, BUT. WHERE DOES LIT LIE IN YOUR PRIORITIES? WE HAVE ACADEMICS AND OTHER CLUBS, AFTER ALL. MAYBE LIST THEM FROM ONE TO THREE? AND UHM, WHY?
can you even understan me.
Q5: OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.. FINE, AT LEAST.. A FEW MORE QUESTION BEFORE I SEND YOU OFF, PHEW. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FANTASTICAL CREATURE AND WHY? TAEYOUNG SAYS I SHOULD ASK THIS TO DEVELOP BONDS WITH YOU GUYS.
a gecko. you can't speak gecko, can you siwon?
Q6: THAT'S SWEET. PRETTY COOL CHOICE. ALSO, SPEAKING OF. THAT THING WITH TAEYOUNG. THE BLUE HAIRED GIRL. ON HER HANDS. THE YELLOW LIZARD. I HOPE YOU AREN'T SCARED OF CRESTED GECKOS. HE'S MUSHU AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PULL HIM OUT OF HIS CAGE, YEAH? YEAH.
why are you talking about me like i'm not here.
why would i be scared of myself
Q7: ALRIGHT, THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY. THANKS FOR SPARING US A BIT OF YOUR TIME. HOPEFULLY WE'LL BE SEEING YOU AROUND THE CLUB ROOM MORE? WE HAVE BEDS AND STUFF. SEE YOU ON THE ASSEMBLY!
i am a gecko siwon
you know this
i don't sleep in beds
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